User:Static the Squirrel/Somewhat Less Old



About Me
"My entire life is a satirical reaction."

- Static "tfw my avatar is a cropped hentai image of ika musume"

- Static "Watching this chat is like watching ants."

- Static "Gentoo adore effleurer JA pendant que buvant les doppios avec l'arowana humide et l'arbre par satellite. Yukari."

- Static Hello, welcome to my page. I'm called usually called Static. I used to edit here often, but I don't anymore. Like many other people, I enjoy video games and music, except I like those things a little more than many other people.

A comprehensive map of the locations of notable members of the Animal Crossing Wiki as of May, 2017.

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Signatures
Sign at the bottom please.

 ~HOA  (talk) June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Lewisjudkins (talk) 15:41, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

DenisBlitzle (talk) 16:07, June 6, 2013 (UTC) Hey.

 Awesomeness115 Tom Nook  20:58, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Ebag (talk) 19:05, June 7, 2013 (UTC)

ShadowBlade99 (talk) 19:52, June 7th, 2013

Congratulations on your rollback position, by the way! Keep crossing the good ol' GameCube road, ACGC! :) --CaikCat (talk) 20:50, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Congrats on your shiny new Rollback position, Static. <3 -SaffronMoonbeam

ily acgc ♥ - Dragonfree97 [ talk ] 22:36, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, Static! ~ 21:40, July 16, 2014 (UTC)

Heartpet was here.

DTK loves yu <3

Casajeking likes Squirrels

JawshLuvsYa | Talk | LUVYA STATTY! <3 FOREVZIES!!!

Punchy (talk) Squirrels rule! ... But.. so do cats :P

☆Kotarō (talk) 18:58, August 12, 2013 (UTC) Errm, hi!

TheOpalcutie loves good ol' Statty!

☺ Swan  flutter♫  Here's   to   the  new year!   ❄B  e  s  t  i  e  s  ☃  04:48, December 29, 2013 (UTC)Caroline lives in my Animal Crossing:City Folk town!

Squirrls are cool. :3 Minicakes (talk) 19:19, July 16, 2014 (UTC)

Emolga-girl Oh yeah 19:21, August 5, 2014 (UTC)

 ∼  MysticDarkz9  ~ ( Message Wall ) 21:31, October 10, 2014 (UTC)

--Icecream18 05:45, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

Furry says hello to the smol elektrik skwerl  (trole) 

Static used Thunderbolt! It's not effective against ground. #PokeFact ~Emilysara (Questions?) 23:17, September 7, 2015 (UTC)

OrangeNostalgia was here and says that squirrels are cool

Hey, why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb? Because, they're so darn stupid! [Crowd laughs] User:MeltedSpheres wishes you have a good day! 11:13, January 2, 2016 (EST)

Hi ouo Yuno-Senpai (talk) 04:09, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

how do you even pronounce 'krzzt' and anyway you're a squirrel why do you say krzzt BlueeCookie (talk)

Neiko | Talk 7:21 pm, February 20, 2016 (UTC) kill me note: neiko doesn't know how to sign so anna did it for him :^)

C a l i m a r i A q u a r i i u m |  T a l k   03:21, March 1, 2016 (UTC) happy leap day you weird skwirl

mems

congrats on the promotion and for being a cool guy -- Sbd01 (talk) (I couldn't think of anything to say I hope that wasn't too bad)

OMGGGGG! I'M SIGNING AGAIN CAUSE I JUST SAW YOUR EDIT WITH THE YUNO IS MY GF! !! Aww this ship is soo cute <3! Love you all soo much! TTYL! #YUNOXSTATIC

P.S.Thanks for the cool description of me on your BFF list B)! (Cali your signature filled up half of my editing page SO MUCH COLORING!) ~Emilysara (Questions?) 10:18, April 17, 2016 (UTC)

https://i.imgur.com/5n9V30V.png

I don't know what to say. BOOM, see? I said something. (Your best derp)

Please be more cranky. You are failing at roleplaying Static. *crzzt* ~ Prattimus Rex (talk) 03:09, May 19, 2016 (UTC)

it's lit 04:22, May 25, 2016 (UTC)

A Walker was killed here. RickGrimes Sheriff (talk) 03:34, June 3, 2016 (UTC)

Yay! Another Static fan! A little fun fact, did you know i run a Static ask blog on Tumblr? But enough about me. All glory to the purple poofball! Krzzt and stuff! (and i'm totes glad we both share the "elesquirrel" headcanon) --H y p e r h i p p y 9 2  20:46, June 21, 2016 (UTC)

best person that used to roleplay a talking squirrel i've met -kirby has no idea how to sign pages

Sub-Pages
Cringe:
 * List of Games: User:Static the Squirrel/Games
 * Old Version: User:Static the Squirrel/Old
 * Sakamoto's Page: User:Static the Squirrel/Sakamoto-San