User:Minifig-me/FAQ

Frequently asked questions about this wiki and Minifig-me
Q: Do you hate any of the users on this wiki?

A: No, just you.

Q: What's your IQ?

A: Too high to count

Q: What do you weigh?

A: My siblings, mostly.

Q: Is this wiki Megatron1 free?

A: Sure...

Q: Do you admire anyone?

A: Only myself.

Q: How modest are you?

A: As modest as I am awesome:  Very.

Q: Do you have a nickname?

A: The many faces of Minifig-me

Q: YOUR NAME IS JOSH?!

A: Yes, what's wrong with that?

Q: That's an awful name.

A: That's not really a question...

Q: That's not really an answer.

A: What am I supposed to answer?!

Q: ...

A: I thought so.

Q: ...can I tell you a secret?

A: If you don't mind seeing it on every blog from here to Mars.

Q: I guess I won't tell you...

A: Great, now I'm dying to know.

Q: Then tell me if Megatron1 is really your rival.

A: Forget it! I have to keep my fans wondering.

Q: Then I guess I won't tell you my secret...

A: Fine, I don't care...

Q: ....... He'll crack soon. ...

A: ...

Q: ...

A: ...FINE, I"LL TELL YOU!  JUST TELL ME THE SECRET!!

Q: Good. Now, do you swear...

A: No, swearing is wrong.

Q: I mean, do you promise not to tell anyone?

A: Yes.

Q: And, do you promise to tell me more about Megatron1?

A: ......Yes.

Q: Good.

A: Okay, here goes......