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A little dull story

Today, my dear readers

I will tell you a story

Though it is not funny

Not silly, not gory

It's just a dum story

With a dull outer-layer

So feel free to yawn

I won't call you a sore player

It starts a long time ago

In the Kingdom of Flirch

I don't know where it is

For I'm too bored to go research

In the Kingdom of Flirch

Lived young Prince Kyle

Who never, had ever

Had ever smiled

A jester was present

But minutes after being hired

He couldn't make the prince smile

And quickly was fired

A comedian came in

Who's jokes were so bold

But the prince didn't laugh

At any joke he was told

Then came a man

By the name Eyewontkwit

Who tried and tried

And then left with a fit

With attempt after attempt

With try after try

The prince did not laugh

And no one knew why

So finally, a girl

Who was only two

Stumbled into the castle

After getting lost as all young girls do

And she said to the prince

Who was still yet to laugh

"Have you seen my mommy?

My doll broke in half!"

And strangely enough

After everyone had tried

The prince laughed at the girl

And then.....he died

So strange is a story

With so many goofs

All the flaws and mistakes

And so many spoofs

For one, when a jester

Was hired that day

He worked for a few minutes

But why wasn't he paid?

And about the comedian

Whos jokes were unheard

The prince still didn't laugh

Does that seem absurd?

Or even the girl

Who had only half of her doll

How did she

Get in the castle at all?

And finally, the prince

What caused him to laugh?

Was it really so funny

That the girl's doll was in half?

A strange little story

That I told to you

The things that I've written

The things that I do