User:Static the Squirrel/Old

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''En Français: Bonjour. Je m'appelle Statique l'Écureuil. Je suis très grincheux tout le temps. Je ne suis pas un membre d'Illuminati, mais je travaille à la Wiki d'Animal Crossing.''

''Hola, mi nombre es Protón la ardilla. Trabajo aquí en la Wiki de Animal Crossing. Si tienes preguntas, comunícate en my muro.''

'''こにちは！はじめまして、Static the Squirrelです. Animal Crossing Wikiにつとめています. '''

Note: Yes, I AM Acgcisthebest. Isn't it obvious?!

Names people call me even though I'm not actually any of them: Static, Mr. Yakamu, Jacob

FC: 2122-5747-7982 | NNID: Mr.Smith99 | ACNL Dream Address: 4200-3849-0483

IT'S OFFICIAL: CF IS NOT THE WORST AC GAME; AMIIBO FESTIVAL IS.

You think this is funny, do you?

Coffee Preference: Beans: Kilimanjaro | Milk: The Regular Amount | Sugar: Two Spoonfuls

πr2 = Area of a Circle

"Aw, that really warmed my cold, crabby heart!"

- me

About Me
So, without any further ado, let me introduce myself:

'''BUT WAIT! One more thing! Before I ramble on about myself, I'd like to point out that I know almost everything there is about the Animal Crossing series, so if you have any questions regarding the wiki or Animal Crossing in general, feel free to ask and I will respond as soon as I can.'''

Anyway, without any other further ado, let me finally introduce myself:

Yo. The name's Static, krzzt. I'm cranky. And I'm a squirrel. I don't play Animal Crossing, I LIVE Animal Crossing! That's right, I live the game. After all, I am from Sea Town. It's not a game, its a life. Not only that, but I've played Animal Crossing, too! It's my second life! Anyway, I enjoy insulting people and using sarcasm. I love the GameCube Animal Crossing a TON and hate Animal Crossing: City Folk and with a passion, so you're gonna be seeing that title crossed out everywhere on my page. Also, I have friends, hobbies, and a family just like you low-life humans, and I'm gonna explain it all.

First of all, I got friends. Real ones. Yup, I've got this buddy named Marshal, krzzt. He's kinda weird. If I had to say his personality type, I'd probably say... Smug. 'Cause that's exactly what he is, krzzt. His house is pretty messy as well, if I remember correctly. My other best friend is Bucko. He's one of the only humans I know! He's a nice friend, but he's a bit... Well, never mind that, krzzt. Another good friend of mine is Ricky. He's a cranky squirrel like me, krzzt. In school, the kids made fun of his goofy red clown nose. Since then, he's been the second-grouchiest person I know. The first is Groucho. Angus is another buddy of mine. Oh, yeah, and don't forget Teddy! But then there's Bill. I can't stand that doofus, krzzt! He's one of the dumbest ducks I ever saw. His decorating style is hilarious! Imagine some nice cabana furniture with some gyroids, an oil drum, a dash of western furniture and kiddie furniture, and a washer/dryer. Stupid, just plain stupid... And yet he gets, like, 10,000 points from the HRA! Is crazy the new trend or something?! I don't like Bill because he's mean or anything, 'cause that's my job. He just doesn't understand anything but pumping weights. He can't even play Rock, Paper, Scissors for sushi's sake! And then when I try to explain it 10 more times, all Bill does is flex his muscles! You see, my relationship with Bill is like oil and water... But all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar... Mmm, delicious! My friends on the wiki include Gabe, Yuno, HOA, Sophia, Braeden, Nolan, Dave, James, Noah, Fang, Robyn, Garrett, Shade, Prat, Jämēš, Sam, Mary, RTA, Anna, Mystic, and Arielle. Well, now you know I got friends, krzzt. Let's move on.

I have a hobby, A HOBBY! I don't sit around all day with smartphones and rap music like you bums; I am ACTIVE!!! Right now, I enjoy walking around, krzzt. And by walking, I mean speed walking. Not strolling. Not moseying. Speed walking. Sounds pretty serious, right? SPEED WALKING! Serious stuff, krzzt. I call it patrolling. You never know when you might find a T-Shirt that someone, you know... lost. It doesn't end there, though, krzzt. The best part about walking is that it's fun and cheap. Heh, it doesn't get any cheaper than free, krzzt! You can also add your favorite tools to your walk to spice up the experience. Or screw it up. It depends on which tool you carry, krzzt. For instance, I like to carry my net around when I'm patrollin'. Ya' gotta hit the criminals with it... And Bill. (Heh heh heh!) Also, ya' never know what bugs you might find, krzzt. But when I catch bugs, I take it a step further. If you want to go with me on a bug-catching expedition, I hope you like carrying heavy gear! Anyway, I also enjoy playing and cheating those furniture gamblin' games with the neighbors and eatin' sushi, krzzt.

Next, there's my family. You might not believe it, but my mother was Sally. She always had a hard time putting up with my cynical nature when I was a kid. I always sorta liked her homemade chicken noodle soup, krzzt. I mean, it's better than canned, so she must've done something right. But as good as her soup was, I never really cared about her. Never got her a bithday present, didn't go to her funeral, etc. It's my nature, krzzt. My sister, Peanut, always drove me crazy. She's so peppy all the time! I'm sure glad she moved to M. Land! My father, Filbert, died when I was only three, krzzt. He was killed when he served in the Squirrel vs. Chipmunk war. The squirrels won, obviously. My mom once told me that Filbert was very lazy, so I was suprised he actually got off his rump and served in the war. Hm. Maybe that's where all my laziness came from. Then there's Pecan, my wife. She's all snooty and cranky just like me, krzzt. That must be why we get along so well. She makes the best onion-packed fruit salad. Man, it's delicious. We went to the Sea Town Island for our honeymoon, krzzt. Pecan thought it was gorgeous. I thought it was a waste of my money. Our daughter is Caroline. I hope she'll grow up to be bitter and mean like Pecan and I. I really don't want any more fruity people in this world than there already is. It'll be easy to teach her the basics of rudeness though. A real piece of cake, krzzt. Oh, yeah, also, Pachirisu is my distant cousin, if you were wondering. I really wish I had electric powers. So, as you can see, I don't care about anyone.

There's a reason I moved to Sea Town, and I'm guessin' you humans wanna know it. Well, It's 'cause this Jeff person from a village named Forest played some practical joke on me! People don't play jokes on me; I play jokes on THEM! Anyway, he even filmed it! Ugh, the nerve of some people. Then, weeks later, I found out it was a big hit on the Internet. THE INTERNET!!! I moved to Sea Town to get away from Forest. If you really wanna see the video, here it is:

Here's another thing that I'd like to discuss, krzzt:

ANIMALS COPY OTHER ANIMALS' HOUSES!!!

Thats right! When the Happy Room Academy posts winning pics of homes on their website, some folks make themseles the same exact home to get all the fame and reap the rewards. They just change the floor and wall to make it "different," krzzt. Luckily, my house was never copied yet `cause it ain't that good-lookin'. But Pecan's fancy home was copied by some snobbish rat! The nerve of some people... Actually, Pecan is happy that someone is using and spreading her elegant style. As long as ya' don't copy my home, I guess you can take a look at it, krzzt:

Now I'm gonna tell ya' some things about me. I LOVE sleeping! My favorite food is NOT acorns; it's fried catfish with extra onions. It tastes even better when you add an iota of freshly ground pepper! I speak two languages: English and Animalese. I'm learning French right now and I plan to learn Japanese in the near future. Also, my favorite color is black.

Some of my favorite quotes of mine are: "You keep this up and you're gonna be cruisin' for a bruisin'!"

- me

"What if I gave you all the grilled trout you could eat and all the green tea you could eat. Well, let's just say that I'm generous in so many ways."

- me

"Stay off my lawn!"

- me

Hey, do ya' like turnips? I do! Not for eating, but for profits! Heh, heh, heh! The red turnips fetch a higher price than those white turnips, so that's what I usually buy. Look at this picture to see how they grow:



Well, now that I've told you about my life, I'm going to tell you more about my life. How's that, krzzt? Yeah, I thought so. Here's some facts.


 * Favorite TV Shows: SpongeBob SquarePants, Nichijou, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Futurama, Powerpuff Girls, X-Files, Burn Notice, King of the Hill, Check it Out w/ Steve Brule, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Scooby-Doo (the original series), The Simpsons, Cowboy Bebop, Dexter's Laboratory, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Seinfeld
 * Favorite Movies: Fight Club, Airplane, Terminator 1 & 2, The Shining, Star Wars Episodes IV, V, & VI, Star Trek series, most superhero movies, Predator, The SpongeBob Movie (1st one), The South Park Movie, The Simpsons Movie, Home Alone, Dumb & Dumber
 * Favorite Video Games: Super Mario Maker, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Pikmin 2, Chrono Trigger, NHL series games, Super Metroid, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 * Favorite Sports: hockey, baseball
 * Favorite Chain Restaurant: Steak'n'Shake
 * Favorite Names: Boy: Collin, Kevin, Alex | Girl: Lily, Ally, Katie

Other Facts:
 * I play piano in my free time, and I also play trombone for band. I am currently 2nd chair in concert band, 1st chair in jazz band, and I play 1st part during marching band season. I do not currently take lessons for either instrument.
 * I am in fact an American if you didn't know already. I live in Ohio, and it sucks. Too much crappy weather.
 * I enjoy drawing in my free time as well, but I wouldn't consider myself to be that great of one.
 * I like to make and transcribe music. I use MuseScore and I'd like to get Finale or something, but it's so damn expensive.

Now, I bet you're wondering why I even wanted to join the Animal Crossing Wiki in the first place, huh, krzzt? Well, I'll tell you. Back in 2012, I found the Animal Crossing Wiki. I always used it as my go-to source for AC-related info. Then I started to notice many errors in many pages. I joined as an anonymous user. (Yeah I know my edits were kinda stupid, but I was way younger.) I then decided to actually become a member. My original name was Acgcisthebest, but then I changed it the Static the Squirrel. Ever since, I made a ton of new friends on here and helped out a bunch. It's a pleasure to work with such a great group of people here.

Oh, and my ultimate dream regarding the wiki is to become a chat moderator, but I think for now, rollbacker/patroller is a suitable position for me. If you have any questions about anything on the wiki, feel free to ask me. Well, uh... I guess that's it.

To wrap everything up, I'm just goin' to tell you that 'ANIMAL CROSSING'' IS REAL AND DOES EXIST VERY FAR AWAY FROM EARTH! IT DOES EXIST!!! '''Well, now that you know a bit about me, you can view my high-quality profile page.

(P.S.: Call 1-985-655-2500﻿ to recieve your very own golden nail clipper! Heh Heh Heh! Suckers! )

(P.P.S.: Just because I say, "krzzt" all the time doesn't mean I'm weird. It's my catchphrase!)

Marvels of the Science
Well, ever heard of it? Huh? Well, it's my favorite nature documentary. In fact, I have some episodes for you to watch. Oh, yeah, I'll also add more episodes as they come out, krzzt. But, anyway, here they are: 

My Favorite Pages

 * Static
 * Pecan
 * Cyrano
 * Nosegay
 * Balls
 * George W. Bush

My Gallery
This is my gallery of random pictures of stuff. Enjoy, krzzt!



Scroll Down To See The Trivia!!!

Static's Trivia
So, like, why would I put my dumb quizzes on my userpage when I can just post a link to a quiz? I don't know. Well, krzzt, here's my quiz.

Nichijou Quiz

Enjoy! I'll probably change it every week like usual.

My Favorite Music
This section contains some of my favorite video game music ever. Take a listen if you wanna, krzzt.

K.K. Link
Are you a fan of Totakeke, krzzt? You know, K.K. Slider? If ya' are, click on the link below to hear 78 of K.K.'s greatest hits in one giant playlist!

(It's great for music while ya' work!)

Totakeke

Static's Animal Crossing Survey
What is your favorite member of the Animal Crossing series? Animal Forest Animal Forest + Animal Crossing Animal Forest e+ Animal Crossing: Wild World Dòngwù Sēnlín Animal Crossing Movie Animal Crossing: City Folk Animal Crossing Clock Animal Crossing Calculator Animal Crossing: New Leaf Animal Crossing Plaza Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival

Squirrel Link
This link is for squirrel fanatics, krzzt.

SQUIRREL!!!

YouTube Channels I Like But You Probably Won't
I made this section to make my page just that much longer. Enjoy!


 * 1) AntDude92
 * 2) BrawlBRSTMs3
 * 3) Caddicarus
 * 4) Classic Game Room/CGR Undertow
 * 5) Cjszero01
 * 6) GameXplain
 * 7) Matthewmatosis
 * 8) ProJared
 * 9) SomecallmeJohnny
 * 10) The Lonely Goomba

If you're interested in any of these channels, check 'em out, krzzt. Who knows, you may even enjoy yourself.

Signatures
You like squirrels? Huh, krzzt? Well, then, sign here:

 ~HOA  (talk) June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Lewisjudkins (talk) 15:41, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

DenisBlitzle (talk) 16:07, June 6, 2013 (UTC) Hey.

 Awesomeness115 Tom Nook  20:58, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Ebag (talk) 19:05, June 7, 2013 (UTC)

ShadowBlade99 (talk) 19:52, June 7th, 2013

Congratulations on your rollback position, by the way! Keep crossing the good ol' GameCube road, ACGC! :) --CaikCat (talk) 20:50, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Congrats on your shiny new Rollback position, Static. <3 -SaffronMoonbeam

ily acgc ♥ - Dragonfree97 [ talk ] 22:36, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, Static! ~ 21:40, July 16, 2014 (UTC)

Heartpet was here.

DTK loves yu <3

Casajeking likes Squirrels

JawshLuvsYa | Talk | LUVYA STATTY! <3 FOREVZIES!!!

Punchy (talk) Squirrels rule! ... But.. so do cats :P

☆Kotarō (talk) 18:58, August 12, 2013 (UTC) Errm, hi!

TheOpalcutie loves good ol' Statty!

☺ Swan  flutter♫  Here's   to   the  new year!   ❄B  e  s  t  i  e  s  ☃  04:48, December 29, 2013 (UTC)Caroline lives in my Animal Crossing:City Folk town!

Squirrls are cool. :3 Minicakes (talk) 19:19, July 16, 2014 (UTC)

Emolga-girl Oh yeah 19:21, August 5, 2014 (UTC)

 ∼  MysticDarkz9  ~ ( Message Wall ) 21:31, October 10, 2014 (UTC)

--Icecream18 05:45, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

Static used Thunderbolt! It's not effective against ground. #PokeFact ~Emilysara (Questions?) 23:17, September 7, 2015 (UTC)

OrangeNostalgia was here and says that squirrels are cool

Hey, why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb? Because, they're so darn stupid! [Crowd laughs] User:MeltedSpheres wishes you have a good day! 11:13, January 2, 2016 (EST)

Hi ouo Yuno-Senpai (talk) 04:09, January 18, 2016 (UTC)

Trolling Nookipedia
You can check out all my edits here

A Brief History
Ah, Nookipedia, krzzt, the "largest independent Animal Crossing wiki on the Internet." As most of you know, Nookipedia was founded by members who wanted to leave the original Animal Crossing Wiki (then called Animal Crossing City). They copied all the info from here for their independent wiki. Ever since, Nookipedia and the Animal Crossing Wiki have been rivals. Because we are obviously better, I feel it is my duty to make the lives off all Nookipedia staff miserable. LONG LIVE THE ORIGINAL ANIMAL CROSSING WIKI!!!

Anyway, I hate them almost as much as I hate City Folk and amiibo Festival. That's why I decided to make a troll account under the name Ricky the skwiril and made a bunch of nonsensical edits on pages. And I'm gonna show you all of 'em, krzzt.

My Wonderful Edits
Most of my edits were just silly little changes, such as switching a few links, giving false information, and just typing random stuff on the page. I tried to disguise these in my edit descriptions by saying I was just fixing some "grammor errors" (intended). You can see these revisions here:

Darner Dragonfly Animal Crossing Clock Muffy Aurora Perfect Town Croque The Marquee

These were all just basic changes. However, there were 4 pages I trolled so hard that they must be discussed separately, krzzt:

1.) House Plant Set

So, this guy Mario actually permanently deleted the revision I made to the House Plant Set page. His reason? "Inappropriate content." This is what I had typed:

"There is a variety of house plants for the player's (censored)."

I linked the word "censored" to this page.

2.) Pelly 3.) Phyllis

Basically, I redirected the pages to each other so you couldn't access either. It was hilarious.

4.) User:Sandern

As a last-ditch effort before getting banned, I decided to locate a really big and nice-looking userpage (like mine) -- And delete it! It was spectacular!

The Fall of Ricky the Skwiril
Remember that guy named Mario I mentioned earlier, krzzt? Well, that guy banned me for a day when he noticed I was "inserting nonsense/gibberish into pages." After this Mario guy figured me out, he indefinitely banned my IP because I was a "vandalism-only account." Someday, I'll get my revenge, krzzt! You'll see! You'll all see!

Mario Maker
Well, as you know, Mario Maker is pretty awesome, krzzt! This is where I'll post all my levels.

Difficulty Scale
 * 1) ★☆☆☆☆ Easy
 * 2) ★★☆☆☆ Average
 * 3) ★★★☆☆ Challenging
 * 4) ★★★★☆ Very Difficult
 * 5) ★★★★★ Kaizo

Tubular 2.0:  7971-0000-001D-A72C Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆

Galoomba Swamp: 43D1-0000-0062-394A Difficulty: ★★★☆☆

Mushroom Way: DBBC-0000-001B-0E77 Difficulty: ★★★☆☆

Pie Factory (Not my Idea): 623C-0000-00BF-9323 Difficulty: ★★★☆☆

Piranha's Armada: 4C68-0000-00EA-79DB Difficulty: ★★★☆☆

Misery Mire: 3014-0000-0093-0FC3 Difficulty: ★★★★☆

NSMB Wii W7-3 Remix: B620-0000-0047-E31E Difficulty: ★★★★☆

The Final Castle: 8899-0000-0089-6BD9 Difficulty: ★★★★☆

Slippery Snake Fortress: 621E-0000-00DF-D2B6 Difficulty: ★★★★☆

Escape from the Bully Bills: 158A-0000-00E6-550F Difficulty: ★★★★☆

So far I've just been replacing less popular levels with my new ones, but hopefully, your generous contributions can allow me to re-upload levels I took down before. Remember to star my levels even if you don't like 'em. I need those ratings, krzzt!

My Sandbox
Ahem! Listen up, twerps! This is me PERSONAL sandbox for figuring out Wiki Text Language! Do NOT use it! It's all mine, krzzt!

Exhibit A
As seen in Item codes (GCN)

OK, so this is a weird table... It's kinda like a table in a table. You people keep saying the code is "confusing," "unintuitive," and "unnecessarily complicated," but I think it's a masterpiece. It'll keep everything nice and organized, krzzt.

(P.S.: Don't use this ever.)

Credits
S t a t i c THE sbnᴉɹɹǝl | Talk 21:39, August 20, 2015 (UTC)