User:Static the Squirrel

 Why are you here? Oh, you wanna read my userpage? OK, then scroll down and read it. If you don't wanna read it, then just shut up and leave.

IT'S OFFICIAL: CF IS NOT THE WORST AC GAME; AMIIBO FESTIVAL IS.

Note: Yes, I AM Acgcisthebest. Isn't it obvious?! I'm also Ricky the skwiril, if you were wondering. That's right, Nookipedia, I vandalized your pages with my nonsensical gibberish!

Another Note: I actually joined the this wiki in 2012 as an anonymous user. Yep, I remember when it was Animal Crossing City.

"Aw, that really warmed my cold, crabby heart!"

- me

Coffee Preference: Beans: Kilimanjaro | Milk: The Regular Amount | Sugar: Two Spoonfuls

πr2 = Area of a Circle

About Me
So, without any further ado, let me introduce myself:

Yo. The name's Static, krzzt. I'm cranky. And I'm a squirrel. I don't play Animal Crossing, I LIVE Animal Crossing! That's right, I live the game. After all, I am from Sea Town. It's not a game, its a life. Not only that, but I've played Animal Crossing, too! It's my second life! Anyway, I enjoy insulting people and using sarcasm. I love the GameCube Animal Crossing a TON and hate Animal Crossing: City Folk with a passion, so you're gonna be seeing that title crossed out everywhere on my page. Also, I have friends, hobbies, and a family just like you low-life humans, and I'm gonna explain it all.

First of all, I got friends. Real ones. Yup, I've got this buddy named Marshal, krzzt. He's kinda weird. If I had to say his personality type, I'd probably say... Smug. 'Cause that's exactly what he is, krzzt. His house is pretty messy as well, if I remember correctly. My other best friend is Bucko. He's one of the only humans I know! He's a nice friend, but he's a bit... Well, never mind that, krzzt. Another good friend of mine is Ricky. He's a cranky squirrel like me, krzzt. In school, the kids made fun of his goofy red clown nose. Since then, he's been the second-grouchiest person I know. The first is Groucho. Angus is another buddy of mine. Oh, yeah, and don't forget Teddy! But then there's Bill. I can't stand that doofus, krzzt! He's one of the dumbest ducks I ever saw. His decorating style is hilarious! Imagine some nice cabana furniture with some gyroids, an oil drum, a dash of western furniture and kiddie furniture, and a washer/dryer. Stupid, just plain stupid... And yet he gets, like, 10,000 points from the HRA! Is crazy the new trend or something?! I don't like Bill because he's mean or anything, `cause that's my job. He just doesn't understand anything but pumping weights. He can't even play Rock, Paper, Scissors for sushi's sake! And then when I try to explain it 10 more times, all Bill does is flex his muscles! You see, my relationship with Bill is like oil and water... But all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar... Mmm, delicious! My friends on the wiki include Gabe, HOA, Emily, Braeden, Fang, Robyn, Garrett, Shade, Anna, Mystic, and Arielle. Well, now you know I got friends, krzzt. Let's move on.

I have a hobby, A HOBBY! I don't sit around all day with smartphones and rap music like you bums; I am ACTIVE!!! Right now, I enjoy walking around, krzzt. And by walking, I mean speed walking. Not strolling. Not moseying. Speed walking. Sounds pretty serious, right? SPEED WALKING! Serious stuff, krzzt. I call it patrolling. You never know when you might find a T-Shirt that someone, you know... lost. It doesn't end there, though, krzzt. The best part about walking is that it's fun and cheap. Heh, it doesn't get any cheaper than free, krzzt! You can also add your favorite tools to your walk to spice up the experience. Or screw it up. It depends on which tool you carry, krzzt. For instance, I like to carry my net around when I'm patrollin'. Ya' gotta hit the criminals with it... And Bill. (Heh heh heh!) Also, ya' never know what bugs you might find, krzzt. But when I catch bugs, I take it a step further. If you want to go with me on a bug-catching expedition, I hope you like carrying heavy gear! Anyway, I also enjoy playing and cheating those furniture gamblin' games with the neighbors and eatin' sushi, krzzt.

Next, there's my family. You might not believe it, but my mother was Sally. She always had a hard time putting up with my cynical nature when I was a kid. I always sorta liked her homemade chicken noodle soup, krzzt. I mean, it's better than canned, so she must've done something right. But as good as her soup was, I never really cared about her. Never got her a bithday present, didn't go to her funeral, etc. It's my nature, krzzt. My sister, Peanut, always drove me crazy. She's so peppy all the time! I'm sure glad she moved to M. Land! My father, Filbert, died when I was only three, krzzt. He was killed when he served in the Squirrel vs. Chipmunk war. The squirrels won, obviously. My mom once told me that Filbert was very lazy, so I was suprised he actually got off his rump and served in the war. Hm. Maybe that's where all my laziness came from. Then there's Pecan, my wife. She's all snooty and cranky just like me, krzzt. That must be why we get along so well. She makes the best onion-packed fruit salad. Man, it's delicious. We went to the Sea Town Island for our honeymoon, krzzt. Pecan thought it was gorgeous. I thought it was a waste of my money. Our daughter is Caroline. I hope she'll grow up to be bitter and mean like Pecan and I. I really don't want any more fruity people in this world than there already is. It'll be easy to teach her the basics of rudeness though. A real piece of cake, krzzt. Oh, yeah, also, Pachirisu is my distant cousin, if you were wondering. I really wish I had electric powers. So, as you can see, I don't care about anyone.

There's a reason I moved to Sea Town, and I'm guessin' you humans wanna know it. Well, It's `cause this Jeff person from a village named Forest played some practical joke on me! People don't play jokes on me; I play jokes on THEM! Anyway, he even filmed it! Ugh, the nerve of some people. Then, weeks later, I found out it was a big hit on the Internet. THE INTERNET!!! I moved to Sea Town to get away from Forest. If you really wanna see the video, here it is:



Here's another thing that I'd like to discuss, krzzt:

ANIMALS COPY OTHER ANIMALS' HOUSES!!!

Thats right! When the Happy Room Academy posts winning pics of homes on their website, some folks make themseles the same exact home to get all the fame and reap the rewards. They just change the floor and wall to make it "different," krzzt. Luckily, my house was never copied yet `cause it ain't that good-lookin'. But Pecan's fancy home was copied by some snobbish rat! The nerve of some people... Actually, Pecan is happy that someone is using and spreading her elegant style. As long as ya' don't copy my home, I guess you can take a look at it, krzzt:





Now I'm gonna tell ya' some things about me. I LOVE sleeping! My favorite food is NOT acorns; it's fried catfish with extra onions. It tastes even better when you add an iota of freshly ground pepper! I speak two languages: English and Animalese. Also, my favorite color is yellow.

Some of my favorite quotes of mine are:

"You keep this up and you're gonna be cruisin' for a bruisin'!"

- me

"What if I gave you all the grilled trout you could eat and all the green tea you could eat. Well, let's just say that I'm generous in so many ways."

- me

"Stay off my lawn!"

- me

Hey, do ya' like turnips? I do! Not for eating, but for profits! Heh, heh, heh! The red turnips fetch a higher price than those white turnips, so that's what I usually buy. Look at this picture to see how they grow:



Now to business.

As someone who lives in Animal Crossing, I know just about everything there is to know about it. I hope to someday become a Perfect Editor (1,000,000 Edits). Also, I hope to be a lifelong contributor on this wiki, krzzt. After all, this a great place to edit, possibly the best! Well, uh... I guess that's it.

To wrap everything up, I'm just goin' to tell you that 'ANIMAL CROSSING'' IS REAL AND DOES EXIST VERY FAR AWAY FROM EARTH! IT DOES EXIST!!! '''Well, now that you know a bit about me, you can view my high-quality profile page.

(P.S.: Call 555-5798 to recieve your very own golden nail clipper! Heh Heh Heh! Suckers! )

(P.P.S.: Just because I say, "krzzt" all the time doesn't mean I'm weird. It's my catchphrase!)

Cool Stuff










Marvels of the Science
Well, ever heard of it? Huh? Well, it's my favorite nature documentary. In fact, I have some episodes for you to watch. Oh, yeah, I'll also add more episodes as they come out, krzzt. But, anyway, here they are:









My Favorite Pages

 * Static
 * Pecan
 * Cyrano

My Gallery
This is my gallery of random Animal Crossing  pictures. Enjoy, krzzt!



Scroll Down To See The Trivia!!!

Animal Crossing   Trivia
Do you think you know a lot about Animal Crossing? If you do, try this!

To play, write down your answers to the questions or just remember them. After you're done, scroll down a bit to compare your answers!

Questions
1.) How many items can the Outdoor Gyroid store in Animal Crossing?

A.) 20                                B.) 8

C.) 4                                  D.) -777

2.) The maximum amount of villagers that can be in one town in Animal Crossing: Wild World is 10.

True or False?

3.) What umbrella is sold during Fall at GracieGrace in  Animal Crossing: City Folk ?

A.) Classic Umbrella           B.) Modern Umbrella

C.) Elegant Umbrella           D.) Petal Parasol

Scroll Down To See Answers.

Answers
1.) The correct answer is C.), 4. Hopefully you didn't choose -777!

2.) False! If I were talking about  Animal Crossing: City Folk , it would be true.

3.) B.), Modern Umbrella is the correct response. By the way, the Classic Umbrella is not in  Animal Crossing: City Folk .

My Favorite Music
This section contains SOME of my favorite Animal Crossing music! Listen all ya want, I guess... Krzzt.







K.K. Link
Are you a fan of K.K. Slider, krzzt? If ya' are, click on the link below to hear 78 of K.K.'s greatest hits in one giant playlist!

(It's great for music while ya' work!)

K.K. Slider

Static's Animal Crossing Survey
What is your favorite member of the Animal Crossing series? Animal Forest Animal Forest + Animal Crossing Animal Forest e+ Animal Crossing: Wild World Dòngwù Sēnlín Animal Crossing Movie Animal Crossing: City Folk Animal Crossing Clock Animal Crossing Calculator Animal Crossing: New Leaf Animal Crossing Plaza Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival

Squirrel Link
This link is for squirrel fanatics, krzzt.

SQUIRREL!!!

You-Tube Channels I Like But You Probably Won't
I just can't explain it... I like watching reviews of stuff, krzzt.

(Amazing In-Depth Reviews)

(Great Reviews)

(Pretty Good Reviews)

(Cool Reviews)

(Very Funny Reviews)

(Bad Reviews) <-- Don't click on this one

Signatures
You like squirrels? Huh, krzzt? Well, then, sign here:

 ~HOA  (talk) June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Lewisjudkins (talk) 15:41, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

DenisBlitzle (talk) 16:07, June 6, 2013 (UTC) Hey.

 Awesomeness115 Tom Nook  20:58, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Ebag (talk) 19:05, June 7, 2013 (UTC)

ShadowBlade99 (talk) 19:52, June 7th, 2013

Congratulations on your rollback position, by the way! Keep crossing the good ol' GameCube road, ACGC! :) --CaikCat (talk) 20:50, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Congrats on your shiny new Rollback position, Static. <3 -SaffronMoonbeam

ily acgc ♥ - Dragonfree97 [ talk ] 22:36, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, Static! ~ 21:40, July 16, 2014 (UTC)

Heartpet was here.

DTK loves yu <3

Casajeking likes Squirrels

JawshLuvsYa | Talk | LUVYA STATTY! <3 FOREVZIES!!!

Punchy (talk) Squirrels rule! ... But.. so do cats :P

☆Kotarō (talk) 18:58, August 12, 2013 (UTC) Errm, hi!

TheOpalcutie loves good ol' Statty!

☺ Swan  flutter♫  Here's   to   the  new year!   ❄B  e  s  t  i  e  s  ☃  04:48, December 29, 2013 (UTC)Caroline lives in my Animal Crossing:City Folk town!

Squirrls are cool. :3 Minicakes (talk) 19:19, July 16, 2014 (UTC)

Emolga-girl Oh yeah 19:21, August 5, 2014 (UTC)

 ∼  MysticDarkz9  ~ ( Message Wall ) 21:31, October 10, 2014 (UTC)

--Icecream18 05:45, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

Trolling Nookipedia
You can check out all my edits here

A Brief History
Ah, Nookipedia, krzzt, the "largest independent Animal Crossing wiki on the Internet." As most of you know, Nookipedia was founded by members who wanted to leave the original Animal Crossing Wiki (then called Animal Crossing City). They copied all the info from here for their independent wiki. Ever since, Nookipedia and the Animal Crossing Wiki have been rivals. Because we are obviously better, I feel it is my duty to make the lives off all Nookipedia staff miserable. LONG LIVE THE ORIGINAL ANIMAL CROSSING WIKI!!!

Anyway, I hate them almost as much as I hate City Folk and amiibo Festival. That's why I decided to make a troll account under the name Ricky the skwiril and made a bunch of nonsensical edits on pages. And I'm gonna show you all of 'em, krzzt.

My Wonderful Edits
Most of my edits were just silly little changes, such as switching a few links, giving false information, and just typing random shit on the page. I tried to disguise these in my edit descriptions by saying I was just fixing some "grammor errors" (intended). You can see these revisions here:

Darner Dragonfly Animal Crossing Clock Muffy Aurora Perfect Town Croque The Marquee

These were all just basic changes. However, there were 4 pages I trolled so hard that they must be discussed separately, krzzt:

1.) House Plant Set

So, this guy Mario actually permanently deleted the revision I made to the House Plant Set page. His reason? "Inappropriate content." This is what I had typed:

"There is a variety of house plants for the player's (censored)."

I linked the word "censored" to this page.

2.) Pelly 3.) Phyllis

Basically, I redirected the pages to each other so you couldn't access either. It was hilarious.

4.) User:Sandern

As a last-ditch effort before getting banned, I decided to locate a really big and nice-looking userpage (like mine) -- And delete it! It was spectacular!

The Fall of Ricky the Skwiril
Remember that guy named Mario I mentioned earlier, krzzt? Well, that guy banned me for a day when he noticed I was "inserting nonsense/gibberish into pages." After this Mario guy figured me out, he indefinitely banned my IP because I was a "vandalism-only account." Someday, I'll get my revenge, krzzt! You'll see! You'll all see!

My Sandbox
Ahem! Listen up, twerps! This is me PERSONAL sandbox for figuring out Wiki Text Language! Do NOT use it! It's all mine, krzzt!

Exhibit A
OK, so this is a weird table... It's kinda like a table in a table. You people keep saying the code is "confusing," "unintuitive," and "unnecessarily complicated," but I think it's a masterpiece. It'll keep everything nice and organized, krzzt.

(P.S.: Don't use this ever.)

Credits
S t a t i c THE sbnᴉɹɹǝl | Talk 21:39, August 20, 2015 (UTC)