User:Minifig-me/In the event...

&nbsp In the event that I die un-expectedly, you must locate my will, which is hidden in a secret passage-way under my bed. Once in the passage-way, take 4 rights and one wrong. (Nobody's perfect) Go into the room that should now be exactly 6 and a half paces in front of you. Inside this room you will find a desk, a book-shelf, and a safe. First, go to the book-shelf and fumble through all the books until you find a book called "Mine" Open the book to page 77 to find a piece of paper. The paper should have the following numbers: 7770  Once found, open all 7 drawers in my desk. In the first drawer, you should find an infinite supply of bubble-gum. There should be one melted chocolate bar in that drawer as well. The second drawer is the biggest. It contains 20 hats of various colors and sizes. Feel free to grab the hat that says "LOL"  The third and fourth drawers contain old newspapers. The third drawer has 72 newspapers, the fourth has 27. The fifth drawer has 33 pictures of every person I've ever meant. (Yes, I mean 33 pictures of you, 33 pictures of Galileo, 33 pictures of Lemony Snicket, etc.) The sixth drawer has 99 pairs of pink socks, all rolled up in a ball. (Don't ask.) The seventh drawer has one poisnous dart (Don't touch the point!), 3 pens,  5 pencils, and a packet of cocoa. Please make sure these contents are in all 7 drawers to make sure that no one has been snooping. Finnaly, go to the safe at the end of the room. Use the code you found in the book (mentioned earlier) to open the safe. The first thing you'll see is thousands of hundred dollar bills. (Don't get excited. It's all counterfeit.)  Take all the money out. Then shout "J I A!" Count to 6, then the floor of the safe will open up, revealing my will. Be sure to follow the instructions in the will. Oh! And one more thing: In the event that I don't die un-expectedly, you never got this letter.