User:Static the Squirrel

About Me
Yo. The name's Static, krzzt. I'm cranky. And I'm a squirrel. I don't play Animal Crossing, I LIVE Animal Crossing! That's right, I live the game. After all, I am from Sea Town. And yet I have a profile page on a website from Earth! I don't live on Earth. I live in Animal Crossing. It's not a game, its a life. I have friends, hobbies, and a family just like you humans, and I'm gonna explain it all.

First of all, I got friends. Real ones. Yup, I've got this buddy named Genji, krzzt. He likes to excercise. A lot. It gets on my nerves. Despite this, he's still a good bud, krzzt. Also, his house is Japanese-style for some odd reason. Then there's Pecan, my girlfriend. She's all snooty and cranky just like me, krzzt. I once went there for some lunch and she made me some onion-filled fruit salad. Man, it was delicious! Next, there's Bill. I can't stand that doofus, krzzt! He's one of the dumbest ducks I ever saw. His decorating style is hilarious! Imagine some nice cabana furniture with some gyroids, an oil drum, a dash of western furniture and kiddie furniture, and a washer/dryer. Stupid, just plain stupid... And yet he gets, like, 10,000 points from the HRA! Is crazy the new trend or something?! I don't like Bill because he's mean or anything, `cause that's my job. He just doesn't understand anything but pumping weights. He can't even play Rock, Paper, Scissors for sushi's sake! And then when I try to explain it 10 more times, all Bill does is flex his muscles! You see, my relationship with Bill is like oil and water... But all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar... Delicious! Well, now you know I got friends, krzzt. Let's move on.

I have a hobby, A HOBBY! I don't sit around all day with smartphones and rap music like you humans, I am ACTIVE!!! Right now, I enjoy walking around, krzzt. And by walking, I mean speed walking. Not strolling. Not moseying. Speed walking. Sounds pretty serious, right? SPEED WALKING! Serious stuff, krzzt. I call it patrol. You never know when you might find a T-Shirt that someone, you know, lost. It doesn't end there, though, krzzt. You can add your favorite tools to your walk to spice up the experience. Or screw it up. It depends on which tool you carry, krzzt. For instance, I like to carry my net around when I'm patrollin'. You never know what bugs you might find, krzzt. But I take it a step further. If you want to go with me on a bug-catching expedition, I hope you like carrying heavy gear! I also enjoy playing furniture gambling games with the neighbors and eating sushi, krzzt.

Next, there's my family... But I ain't goin' to go in-depth on that topic, krzzt.

There's a reason I moved to Sea Town, and I'm guessin' you humans wanna know it. Well, It's `cause this Jeff person in a village named Forest played some practical joke on me! People don't play jokes on me; I play jokes on THEM! He even filmed it! Ugh, the nerve of some people. Then, weeks later, I found out it was a big hid on the Internet. THE INTERNET!!! I moved to Sea Town to get away from Forest. If you really wanna' see the video, here it is:



To wrap everything up, I'm just goin' to tell you that 'ANIMAL CROSSING'' IS REAL AND DOES EXIST VERY FAR AWAY FROM EARTH! IT DOES EXIST!!! '''Well, now that you know a bit about me, you can view my high-quality profile page.

(P.S.: Call 555-5798 to recieve your very own golden nail clipper! Heh Heh Heh! Suckers! )

(P.P.S.: Just because I say, "krzzt" all the time doesn't mean I'm weird. It's my catchphrase!)

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My Favorite Pages

 * Static
 * Pecan
 * Genji

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Animal Crossing   Trivia
Do you think you know a lot about Animal Crossing? If you do, try this!

To play, write down your answers to the questions or just remember them. After you're done, scroll down a bit to see your answers!

Questions
1.) How many items can the Outdoor Gyroid store in Animal Crossing?

A.) 20                                B.) 8

C.) 4                                  D.) -777

2.) The maximum amount of villagers that can be in one town in Animal Crossing: Wild World is 10.

True or False?

3.) What umbrella is sold during Fall at GracieGrace in Animal Crossing: City Folk?

A.) Classic Umbrella           B.) Modern Umbrella

C.) Elegant Umbrella           D.) Petal Parasol

Answers
1.) The correct answer is C.), 4. Hopefully you didn't choose -777!

2.) False! If I were talking about Animal Crossing: City Folk, it would be true.

3.) B.), Modern Umbrella is the correct response. By the way, the Classic Umbrella is not in Animal Crossing: City Folk.

My Favorite Music
This section contains my favorite Animal Crossing music!







Static's Survey
What is your favorite Animal Crossing game? Animal Forest Animal Forest + Animal Crossing Animal Forest e+ Animal Crossing: Wild World Animal Crossing: City Folk Animal Crossing: New Leaf

K.K. Link
Are you a fan of K.K. Slider, krzzt? If ya are, click on the link below to hear all 78 of K.K.'s songs in one giant playlist!

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