User:Static the Squirrel

"Aw, that really warmed my cold, crabby heart!"

- me

About Me
Yo. The name's Static, krzzt. I'm cranky. And I'm a squirrel. I don't play Animal Crossing, I LIVE Animal Crossing! That's right, I live the game. After all, I am from Sea Town. And yet I have an account on a website from Earth! I don't live on Earth. I live in Animal Crossing. It's not a game, its a life. I have friends, hobbies, and a family just like you humans, and I'm gonna explain it all.

First of all, I got friends. Real ones. Yup, I've got this buddy named Genji, krzzt. He likes to excercise. A lot. It gets on my nerves. Despite this, he's still a good bud, krzzt. Also, his house is Japanese-style for some odd reason. Another good friend of mine is Ricky. He's a cranky squirrel like me, krzzt. In school, the kids made fun of his clown nose. Since then, he's been the second-grouchiest person I know. The first is Groucho. Angus is another buddy of mine. Next, there's Bill. I can't stand that doofus, krzzt! He's one of the dumbest ducks I ever saw. His decorating style is hilarious! Imagine some nice cabana furniture with some gyroids, an oil drum, a dash of western furniture and kiddie furniture, and a washer/dryer. Stupid, just plain stupid... And yet he gets, like, 10,000 points from the HRA! Is crazy the new trend or something?! I don't like Bill because he's mean or anything, `cause that's my job. He just doesn't understand anything but pumping weights. He can't even play Rock, Paper, Scissors for sushi's sake! And then when I try to explain it 10 more times, all Bill does is flex his muscles! You see, my relationship with Bill is like oil and water... But all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar... Delicious! Well, now you know I got friends, krzzt. Let's move on.

I have a hobby, A HOBBY! I don't sit around all day with smartphones and rap music like you humans, I am ACTIVE!!! Right now, I enjoy walking around, krzzt. And by walking, I mean speed walking. Not strolling. Not moseying. Speed walking. Sounds pretty serious, right? SPEED WALKING! Serious stuff, krzzt. I call it patrol. You never know when you might find a T-Shirt that someone, you know... lost. It doesn't end there, though, krzzt. The best part about walking is that it's fun and cheap. Heh, it doesn't get any cheaper than free, krzzt! You can also add your favorite tools to your walk to spice up the experience. Or screw it up. It depends on which tool you carry, krzzt. For instance, I like to carry my net around when I'm patrollin'. Ya' gotta hit the criminals with it... And Bill. (Heh heh heh!) Also, ya' never know what bugs you might find, krzzt. But I take it a step further. If you want to go with me on a bug-catching expedition, I hope you like carrying heavy gear! I also enjoy playing furniture gambling games with the neighbors and eating sushi, krzzt.

Next, there's my family. You might not believe it, but my mother was Sally. She passed away four years ago... She always had a hard time putting up with my grouchiness when I was a kid. I always loved her homeade chicken noodle soup, krzzt. Those fond memories always bring tears to my eyes. As Angus would say, "Even strong men cry." I may be strong, but I can get very sad. My sister, Peanut, always drove me crazy. She's so peppy all the time! I'm sure glad she moved to M. Land! I still love her though. My father, Filbert, died when I was only three, krzzt. He was killed when he served in the Squirrel vs. Chipmunk war. The squirrels won, obviously. My mom once told me that Filbert was very lazy, so I  was suprised he actually got off his rump and served in the war. Maybe that's where all my laziness came from! Then there's Pecan, my wife. She's all snooty and cranky just like me, krzzt. That must be why we get along so well! She makes the best onion-packed fruit salad. Man, it's was delicious! We went to the Sea Town Island for our honeymoon, krzzt. Pecan thought it was gorgeous. Our daughter is Caroline. Me and Pecan hope she won't grow up to be bitter and mean like ourselves. We want her to be nice and sweet, but teaching her how to be like that will be a pain in the neck for me and my wife. I'll always love my family... At least I have our family photo album.

There's a reason I moved to Sea Town, and I'm guessin' you humans wanna know it. Well, It's `cause this Jeff person from a village named Forest played some practical joke on me! People don't play jokes on me; I play jokes on THEM! Anyway, he even filmed it! Ugh, the nerve of some people. Then, weeks later, I found out it was a big hit on the Internet. THE INTERNET!!! I moved to Sea Town to get away from Forest. If you really wanna' see the video, here it is:



Here's another thing thad I'd like to discuss, krzzt:

ANIMALS COPY OTHER ANIMALS' HOUSES!!!

Thats right! When the Happy Room Academy posts winning pics of homes on their website, some folks make themseles the same exact home to get all the fame and reap the rewards. They just change the floor and wall to make it "different," krzzt. Luckily, my house was never copied yet `cause it ain't that good-lookin'. But Pecan's fancy home was copied by some snobbish rat! The nerve of some people... Actually, Pecan is happy that someone is using and spreading her elegant style. As long as ya' don't copy my home, I guess you can take a look at it, krzzt:





As someone who lives in Animal Crossing, I know just about everything there is to know about it. I hope to someday become a Perfect Editor. Also, I hope to be a lifelong contributor on this wiki, krzzt. After all, this a great place to edit, possibly the best!

To wrap everything up, I'm just goin' to tell you that 'ANIMAL CROSSING'' IS REAL AND DOES EXIST VERY FAR AWAY FROM EARTH! IT DOES EXIST!!! '''Well, now that you know a bit about me, you can view my high-quality profile page.

(P.S.: Call 555-5798 to recieve your very own golden nail clipper! Heh Heh Heh! Suckers! )

(P.P.S.: Just because I say, "krzzt" all the time doesn't mean I'm weird. It's my catchphrase!)

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 * Pecan
 * Genji

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Animal Crossing   Trivia
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Questions
1.) How many items can the Outdoor Gyroid store in Animal Crossing?

A.) 20                                B.) 8

C.) 4                                  D.) -777

2.) The maximum amount of villagers that can be in one town in Animal Crossing: Wild World is 10.

True or False?

3.) What umbrella is sold during Fall at GracieGrace in Animal Crossing: City Folk?

A.) Classic Umbrella           B.) Modern Umbrella

C.) Elegant Umbrella           D.) Petal Parasol

Answers
1.) The correct answer is C.), 4. Hopefully you didn't choose -777!

2.) False! If I were talking about Animal Crossing: City Folk, it would be true.

3.) B.), Modern Umbrella is the correct response. By the way, the Classic Umbrella is not in Animal Crossing: City Folk.

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