User:Dragonfree97/static

About Me
{| width="100%" style="text-align:center;padding-left:5px;padding-right:5px;padding-top:5px;padding-bottom:5px" Yo. The name's Static, krzzt. I'm cranky. And I'm a squirrel. I don't play Animal Crossing, I LIVE Animal Crossing! That's right, I live the game. After all, I am from Sea Town. And yet I have an account on a website from Earth! I don't live on Earth. I live in Animal Crossing. It's not a game, its a life. Not only that, but I've played Animal Crossing, too! It's my second life! I enjoy insulting people and using sarcasm. I love the GameCube Animal Crossing a TON and hate Animal Crossing: City Folk with a passion, so you're gonna be seeing that title crossed out everywhere on my page. Also, I have friends, hobbies, and a family just like you humans, and I'm gonna explain it all. First of all, I got friends. Real ones. Yup, I've got this buddy named Cyrano, krzzt. He's cranky like me. All of my friends are mean and grumpy, actually. Also, his house is Japanese-style for some odd reason. My other best friend is Bucko. He's one of the only humans I know! He's a nice friend, but he's a bit... Well, never mind that, krzzt. Another good friend of mine is Ricky. He's a cranky squirrel like me, krzzt. In school, the kids made fun of his clown nose. Since then, he's been the second-grouchiest person I know. The first is Groucho. Angus is another buddy of mine. Oh, yeah, don't forget Teddy! Next, there's Bill. I can't stand that doofus, krzzt! He's one of the dumbest ducks I ever saw. His decorating style is hilarious! Imagine some nice cabana furniture with some gyroids, an oil drum, a dash of western furniture and kiddie furniture, and a washer/dryer. Stupid, just plain stupid... And yet he gets, like, 10,000 points from the HRA! Is crazy the new trend or something?! I don't like Bill because he's mean or anything, `cause that's my job. He just doesn't understand anything but pumping weights. He can't even play Rock, Paper, Scissors for sushi's sake! And then when I try to explain it 10 more times, all Bill does is flex his muscles! You see, my relationship with Bill is like oil and water... But all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar... Delicious! My wiki-friends include Ebag, HOAFanguying, Lightning43, Fang³, Dragonfree97, G-Bot, and SaffronMoonbeam. Well, now you know I got friends, krzzt. Let's move on. There's a reason I moved to Sea Town, and I'm guessin' you humans wanna know it. Well, It's `cause this Jeff person from a village named Forest played some practical joke on me! People don't play jokes on me; I play jokes on THEM! Anyway, he even filmed it! Ugh, the nerve of some people. Then, weeks later, I found out it was a big hit on the Internet. THE INTERNET!!! I moved to Sea Town to get away from Forest. If you really wanna' see the video, here it is:
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Here's another thing thad I'd like to discuss, krzzt:

ANIMALS COPY OTHER ANIMALS' HOUSES!!!

Thats right! When the Happy Room Academy posts winning pics of homes on their website, some folks make themseles the same exact home to get all the fame and reap the rewards. They just change the floor and wall to make it "different," krzzt. Luckily, my house was never copied yet `cause it ain't that good-lookin'. But Pecan's fancy home was copied by some snobbish rat! The nerve of some people... Actually, Pecan is happy that someone is using and spreading her elegant style. As long as ya' don't copy my home, I guess you can take a look at it, krzzt:





Now I'm gonna tell ya' some things about me. I LOVE sleeping! My favorite food is NOT acorns; it's fried catfish with extra onions. It tastes even better when you add an iota of freshly ground pepper! I speak two languages: English and Animalese. Also, my favorite color is yellow.

Some of my favorite quotes of mine are:

"You keep this up and you're gonna be cruisin' for a bruisin'!"

- me

"What if I gave you all the grilled trout you could eat and all the green tea you could eat. Well, let's just say that I'm generous in so many ways."

- me

"Stay off my lawn!"

- me

Hey, do ya' like turnips? I do! Not for eating, but for profits! Heh, heh, heh! The red turnips fetch a higher price than those white turnips, so that's what I usually buy. Look at this picture to see how they grow:



Now to business.

As someone who lives in Animal Crossing, I know just about everything there is to know about it. I hope to someday become a Perfect Editor (1,000,000 Edits). Also, I hope to be a lifelong contributor on this wiki, krzzt. After all, this a great place to edit, possibly the best!

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NEWS!!!

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Static the Squirrel (talk) 19:56, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

What big news, krzzt. Dragonfree97 has promoted me to Rollback Status! Now I can edit AND revert vandalism easier! It's just like how I patrol good ol' Sea Town, krzzt. Thank you, Dragonfree97!

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To wrap everything up, I'm just goin' to tell you that 'ANIMAL CROSSING'' IS REAL AND DOES EXIST VERY FAR AWAY FROM EARTH! IT DOES EXIST!!! '''Well, now that you know a bit about me, you can view my high-quality profile page.

(P.S.: Call 555-5798 to recieve your very own golden nail clipper! Heh Heh Heh! Suckers! )

(P.P.S.: Just because I say, "krzzt" all the time doesn't mean I'm weird. It's my catchphrase!)

Cool Stuff








Marvels of the Science
Well, ever heard of it? Huh? Well, it's my favorite nature documentary. In fact, I have some episodes for you to watch. Oh, yeah, I'll also add more episodes as they come out, krzzt. But, anyway, here they are:







My Favorite Pages

 * Static
 * Pecan
 * Cyrano

My Gallery
This is my gallery of random Animal Crossing  pictures. Enjoy, krzzt!



Scroll Down To See The Trivia!!!

Animal Crossing   Trivia
Do you think you know a lot about Animal Crossing? If you do, try this!

To play, write down your answers to the questions or just remember them. After you're done, scroll down a bit to compare your answers!

Questions
1.) How many items can the Outdoor Gyroid store in Animal Crossing?

A.) 20                                B.) 8

C.) 4                                  D.) -777

2.) The maximum amount of villagers that can be in one town in Animal Crossing: Wild World is 10.

True or False?

3.) What umbrella is sold during Fall at GracieGrace in  Animal Crossing: City Folk ?

A.) Classic Umbrella           B.) Modern Umbrella

C.) Elegant Umbrella           D.) Petal Parasol

Answers
1.) The correct answer is C.), 4. Hopefully you didn't choose -777!

2.) False! If I were talking about  Animal Crossing: City Folk , it would be true.

3.) B.), Modern Umbrella is the correct response. By the way, the Classic Umbrella is not in  Animal Crossing: City Folk .

My Favorite Music
This section contains SOME of my favorite Animal Crossing music! Wait, you like more than just Animal Crossing? I have that, too, krzzt! Don't you worry!













K.K. Link
Are you a fan of K.K. Slider, krzzt? If ya' are, click on the link below to hear 78 of K.K.'s songs in one giant playlist!

(It's great for music while ya' work!)

K.K. Slider

Static's Survey
What is your favorite Animal Crossing game? Animal Forest Animal Forest + Animal Crossing Animal Forest e+ Animal Crossing: Wild World Animal Crossing: City Folk Animal Crossing: New Leaf

Signatures
You like squirrels? Huh, krzzt? Well, then, sign here:

~HOA (talk)

Lewisjudkins (talk) 15:41, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

DenisBlitzle (talk) 16:07, June 6, 2013 (UTC) Hey.

 Awesomeness115 Tom Nook  20:58, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Ebag (talk) 19:05, June 7, 2013 (UTC)

ShadowBlade99 (talk) 19:52, June 7th, 2013

Congratulations on your rollback position, by the way! Keep crossing the good ol' GameCube road, ACGC! :) --CaikCat (talk) 20:50, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Congrats on your shiny new Rollback position, Static. <3 -SaffronMoonbeam

ily acgc ♥ - Dragonfree97 [ talk ] 22:36, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Heartpet was here.

DTK loves yu <3

Casajeking likes Squirrels

JawshLuvsYa | Talk | LUVVS YA STATTY! <3 FOREVZIES!!!

Squirrel Link
This link is for squirrel fanatics, krzzt.

SQUIRREL!!!

My Sandbox
Ahem! Listen up, twerps! This is me PERSONAL sandbox for figuring out Wiki Text Language! Do NOT use it! It's all mine, krzzt!