Conversation/examples


 * Lazy Villager: Hey, (Player's name)! I was wondering: What kind of junk food is your favorite kind of junk food?


 * Peppy Villager: Hey! You two! Talking about junk food in front of me is just mean! The store sold out of my favorite chips!


 * Lazy Villager: Really? Maybe if you listen to us, we'll remind you of a different snack you like, (catchphrase). Lately, I've been eating a lot of (sweet food) and (sweet food)...
 * Peppy Villager: Cut it out! You're not helping at all! What if they never get more?! What if I never eat them again?! It's just not fair, (catchphrase)!
 * Lazy Villager: Oh geez! I made her cry! How do I STOP her crying?! Waaaaah! (Player's name), what do I do now? (catchphrase)!
 * Peppy Villager: (Villager's name)! You don't get to cry! Sniffle. If my eyes stay red and puffy all day, it's totally your fault, (catchphrase).
 * [Both walk off sad]


 * Smug Villager: Hey, (Player's name)! (Villager's name) and I were talking about the aesthetics of specific men.
 * Cranky Villager: When a scary-lookin' dude goes and does something really nice without warning... It's that gap between how he looks and how he acts that makes him awesome, (catchphrase).
 * Smug Villager: I see... Thanks! I think that's pretty helpful, (Villager's name). To be honest, I kind of admire the real bad boys, the ones who don't care what you think...
 * Cranky Villager: What are YOU talking about?! I was talkin' about ME! I'm not a bad boy, you know!


 * Cranky Villager: Hey, (Villager's name), I'm not one to talk, but... you should really watch what you eat!
 * Peppy Villager: Huh? Are you trying to lecture me? You don't need to worry, because I DO pay attention to what I eat! Say... Why don't you give me some advice about foods that I already eat on a daily basis? Cotton candy or minestrone... Which is better for you?
 * Cranky Villager: So basically what you're saying is... to you, those two things are really similar? Hey, (Player's name)! I'm passing this off to you! Tell her which food is better for her!
 * [Player will be able to choose between three options: Cotton candy?, Minestrone?, or Moderation is key!]
 * [If Moderation is key! is chosen]:
 * Peppy Villager: Hmmm. You might be right. Then... after eating minestrone, I'll treat myself with some cotton candy for dessert!
 * Cranky Villager: (Villager's name)... In more ways than one, you're unbelievable!
 * [Cranky Villager will walk away, and will be unable to be spoken to for a while]