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The Ledgend

of

Burger King

By

Minifig-me

Once upon a time, there lived a store named Burger Prince. He was a small business, despite his nobility, yet he was always happy. Then he fell in love with a storette named, Dairy Princess. They married and became Burger King, and Dairy Queen, and grew to large businesses.

Then, a large and greedy business named McDonalds stepped in. McDonalds was mad that he had not wed Dairy Queen. McDonalds didn't love Dairy Queen, he only loved her money and nobility. So, McDonalds worked up a scheme, an evil scheme. One to get Dairy Queen and Burger King separated.

McDonalds went to Dairy Queen and told her awful lies about Burger King. Dairy Queen started acting cross towards Burger King, as she believed the many awful lies McDonalds told her. The court jester, Jack in the Box, noticed this and ran away. Even his true love, Wendy's, couldn't find him. Dairy Queen eventually left Burger King.

Burger King became poor. The service became horrid and Burger King became angry. He had become as low-budget as Burger-ville. McDonalds started producing ice cream to show his love for Dairy Queen, but she was too sad to care.

Burger King couldn't stand the conditions any longer. So, he marched on over to Dairy Queen and talked to her. "Why did you break up with me?," Burger King said "Don't you love me?" "I could never love a man who hates grease!" Dairy Queen huffed "But I love grease!," Burger King protested "My job relies on grease and artery clogging food!" "But......but......," Dairy Queen stuttered "McDonalds said you hated it!" "McDonalds is a crook!," Burger King said "You can tell by his soggy french fries!"

Eventually, Burger King and Dairy Queen got re-married. Plus, to show her devotion, Dairy Queen started producing Burgers and other greasy things. Burger King quickly became popular again.

However, Wendy's was still in need of a story book ending. Jack in the Box was no where to be seen. She saw a man on the street named Carl's Jr. He said that Jack in the Box was working in a small coffee shop called Coffee Culture. Wendy's found him and they became wed.

Eventually, all the stores went out of business and they all went to Hamburger Heaven.

Need I say more?

The end

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The Legend

of

Burger King

By

Joshua Mitchell

Once upon a time, there lived a store named Burger Prince. He was a small business, despite his nobility, yet he was always happy. Then he fell in love with a storette named, Dairy Princess. They married and became Burger King, and Dairy Queen, and grew to large businesses.

Then, a large and greedy business named McDonalds stepped in. McDonalds was mad that he had not wed Dairy Queen. McDonalds didn't love Dairy Queen, he only loved her money and nobility. So, McDonalds worked up a scheme, an evil scheme. One to get Dairy Queen and Burger King separated.

McDonalds went to Dairy Queen and told her awful lies about Burger King. Dairy Queen started acting cross towards Burger King, as she believed the many awful lies McDonalds told her. The court jester, Jack in the Box, noticed this and ran away. Even his true love, Wendy's, couldn't find him. Dairy Queen eventually left Burger King.

Burger King became poor. The service became horrid and Burger King became angry. He had become as low-budget as Burger-ville. McDonalds started producing ice cream to show his love for Dairy Queen, but she was too sad to care.

Burger King couldn't stand the conditions any longer. So, he marched on over to Dairy Queen and talked to her. "Why did you break up with me?," Burger King said "Don't you love me?" "I could never love a man who hates grease!" Dairy Queen huffed "But I love grease!," Burger King protested "My job relies on grease and artery clogging food!" "But......but......," Dairy Queen stuttered "McDonalds said you hated it!" "McDonalds is a crook!," Burger King said "You can tell by his soggy french fries!"

Eventually, Burger King and Dairy Queen got re-married. Plus, to show her devotion, Dairy Queen started producing Burgers and other greasy things. Burger King quickly became popular again.

However, Wendy's was still in need of a story book ending. Jack in the Box was no where to be seen. She saw a man on the street named Carl's Jr. He said that Jack in the Box was working in a small coffee shop called Coffee Culture. Wendy's found him and they became wed.

Eventually, all the stores went out of business and they all went to Hamburger Heaven.

Need I say more?

The end