User:HOAFanguying

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HOA's Cozy Café. Listen to music while scrolling through my page!

Allow me to Introduce Myself
Hello, welcome to my café! I'm HOA, and I saw you just walked in from the heavy snow. Allow me to turn on the fireplace and make you a hot cocoa. Let's get to know each other a bit.

As a kid, I played many video games. Animal Crossing was a top favorite. I own every North American installment of the series. One day during the summer on 2013, I discovered the Animal Crossing Wiki. I knew I had made a great choice when I decided to join the wiki. After showing all of my hard work, I was lucky enough to become a chat moderator for the wiki's chat.

Anyways, I see you're almost done with your beverage and you look as though you have somewhere to be. Stay safe in the snow! If you see me around again, please don't be afraid to say hello. I love meeting new friends, and we've already gotten along great.

Thanks much for stopping by here. I'm glad you enjoyed your stay at HOA's cozy café. Do come back another time, friend.

I live in the town of Redwood
Town Name: Redwood

Native fruit: Cherry

Ordinance: Beautiful Town

Dream Address: 5700-2421-6331

Current Villagers: Alfonso, Elmer, Gayle, Kid Cat, Lobo, Nan, Olivia, Rowan, Shari, and Shep.

Main Street: Complete!

My Neighbors
 First Friends: 

Braeden Fang Static

 Best Friends: 

Anna Aurora Cod Garrett Hannah Jill Kieran Mary Matt Robyn Shade

 More Best Friends: 

Everyone. :)

Sign right here (your order will be whipped up soon!) (edit)
Dear HOA, - ╚»★«╝ℓιgнтηιηgЧЭ╚»★«╝ June 27th, 2014

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Hai buddy! ~Catty, the one and only ^-^ (talk) June 28th, 2014

Hi HOA! ^-^ ~ June 28th, 2014

 Sometimes it’s easy to get carried away, listening to the things that people say. Feeling like nobody’s got your back, but everything you need is everything you have. OtomeRainbow (talk) June 29th, 2014

 Thank you for being a fan, HOA! :)  ~Britney Spears  (talk) July 23rd, 2014

Hey Hoa! I like cupcakes! ❤Princess Vulpix❤ July 24th, 2014

Howdy HOA! Callofduty4 (talk) July 30th, 2014

Emolga-girl Oh yeah July 30th, 2014

Shrine for Alfonso
Dear Alfonso,

I know you've been playing hard to get for a little while, and I'm here to tell you that I understand your pain. You're simply one alligator with billions of fans all around the world. Unfortunately for us lovers, you can only stay at one town at a time. Well, as far as I know. You haven't cloned youself, have you? Actually, I don't wanna know.

Anyways, I know we both have secret attractions for each other. I mean think about it! You visited me in my campsite a few weeks ago, and we shared some special moments together. I compiled the moment into one lovely little slideshow down below. Basically, what I'm trying to say is...

You LOVE me.

It's okay.

I know.

Don't worry!

You're fine.

Just do us all a favor here at Redwood and stay for a little while! Maybe shop around and get a feel for the place? When you're ready to build a house in the perfect spot, just let me know. I'd be more than happy to have you become a part of the Redwood family.

But don't worry about anything! It's totally safe here, trust me. We can play hide-and-seek. We can go on walks. Maybe you could even suggest some of those PWP's you lazies love so much? The two of us can chill on that little bench and drink coffee together. I don't care what we do, honestly. However, you should know...

Once you're here.

You're not going anywhere.

Sinceriously, ~HOA :)

Shrine for Erik
Dear Erik,

We've only known each other for a short time. In fact, you aren't sure who I am. Your species, the deer, was just recently found in the wild and about 10 of you were rescued and taken to safe villages all around the world. If you do me the absolute HONOR of waltzing your tiny little deer feet over to Redwood, that would be fantastic.

Actually, you're more of a winter type aren't you? Your house is quite like a ski lodge, you're wearing a comfy little sweater, and you just seem like the type to grab a cup of coffee at The Roost, but not dirnk it then and there. You have a little bit of a rebel side, don't you? You'd rather take it home and drink it in front of that fireplace of yours.

So no rush, deer. (See what I did there? Get it? I crack myself up.) Come whenever you'd like. As long as you're here by the time it starts snowing again, I'm ay-okay with it! By the way...

When you show up.

You're staying.

You won't be leaving.

And if you ask to leave.

You will be punished.

Sinceriously, ~HOA :)

Shrine for Marshal
Dear Marshal,

You're a tiny little thing, aren't you? I imagine it takes you a long time to get on those benches around Redwood. Like, you're just so short. Now that I think about it, why don't you time yourself the next time you hop up on a bench. Then I can have an accurate thought. So, anyways, I'd like for you to move to my town. I know you've heard that millions of times, but I think you'd be happy at Redwood! We lower the benches, make playsets you can scurry around in, and much more.

Did you know you're worth approximately 50,000,000 bells? Yeah. That's a lot. There's only one of you, so what are us humans supposed to do, auction you off? Well, that's pretty much what we do.

HOWEVER! You could be nice about it, and just camp out in Redwood one day. But '''don't you dare camp out when I have 10 villagers. '''Or, better yet. When I have about 8 villagers, just come on over all. by. yourself! :D It'll be great, we'll have a dandy time.

Forever.

and ever.

You're not going anywhere, Marshal.

So forget about 'adventuring' around.

When you're here.

You're here.

Sinceriously, ~HOA :)

Waiting Games (sorry .. your order will be right with you.)
Do you like my userpage? You know it! Heck yeah I do! Obviously!

What's your favorite installment of Animal Crossing? Animal Crossing: Population Growing Animal Crossing: Wild World Animal Crossing: City Folk Animal Crossing: New Leaf Other

What's your favorite season in Animal Crossing? Spring Summer Fall Winter

If there is to be a new Animal Crossing, what system will it be for? Nintendo 64, duh. Gamecube, of course. Wii U, no doubt about it. Some future unreleased console, obviously.

What's your name? Betty Suzy Julie Sir James Rickaford IV

Do you like chicken wraps? YAAAAAAAAAS! No.