User:Johnnyether

Johnny Ether (ジョニー·エーテル, Johnny Ether, born ) is an absolute travesty brought unto the world in a twist of fate. He is known as a lazy Young God. His birthday is on October 1st, which, for America, is the third-worst day ever. His initial phrase is a reference to how much you are a pissant through and through. Pissant.

Appearance
He looks like shit, like everyday. Nobody knows why... or not. Who knows? But he still looks like shit. In fact, he looks so bad, there's a reason why there's no image for his infobox.

Personality
Not only is Johnny Ether bad news in general, he's also incredibly lazy. When he's not lazy, he might be doing some productive, but for the most part, he does not contribute anything to the world but pain and suffering. He will act like a petulant child despite the fact that he is legally an adult. Johnny Ether may not WILL not get along with anyone. Not even you, the reader. Hope you understand that. He only conflicts with people, even the ones who somehow love him.

House
What house? lol

Oh, you mean the place he currently lives in now.

Well, it's practically a pigsty, given that everything is cluttered on surfaces, the floor is covered with papers and books, and the garbage is not neatly put in the garbage bins. That kind of gives you an insight into the kind of person he is. hahaha

He usually has the very popular track K.K. Power Electronics playing through his Beats headphones he got somehow.

Gallery
There are no pictures to speak of because of how tragic Johnny Ether's existence is.

Thangs
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