Bulletin Board/Message of the Week

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Balls and windows don't mix!

Play ball? Play safe!

Want wealth? Try saving!

Waste not, want not!

The early bird gets the worm. The late mouse gets the cheese!

Make hay while you can!

Nobody likes overtime!

Green means go!

Unless you're lazy.

Advice is easy.

Listening is hard.

Stamp your mail!

Stomp your feet!

Say no to headphones!

...WHO SAID THAT?!

Coffee shops are great!

Go buy a cup of joe!

For the earth! For yourself!

Recycle! Recycle! Recycle!

Hey! You! Take a break!

Don't pick fruit all day!

Lunch is at noon.

Breakfast is anytime!

Trying to save money?

Eat your rotten turnips!

Burritos in the morning?

Sailors take warning!

Mice can move a mountain!

But it does take time.

Joy is received. Not taken.

Peace!

Can't live on bread alone?

Just add mayo!

The Mexican wrestler cries beneath his mask. Wounds of the heart hurt the most.

Removing bandages hurts.

Leave them on!

Eating at midnight is bad.

But it feels so good!

My dad wakes me at 6 a.m.

Just to make his coffee!

Some wrestlers hate tights.

Fight stereotypes!

Everyone loves kids!

I just ate three!

Squatting helps me think.

...Don't ask!

Put tight pants on slowly.

Trust me on this one.

Shedding blood, sweat, and tears is not as easy as it looks. And it looks hard!!

Pride comes before a fall.

Wear a padded pride suit!

Call the firefighters.

Before the house burns.

It takes strength to fail.

I'm the strongest ever!

Rushing leads to mistakes.

Take your time!

Strangers are scary!

Flee from their candy!

Postcards aren't cards.

Weird.

Smiles are free.

But they're worth a lot.

Clouds have silver linings.

Why don't they sink?

Keep a positive attitude...

Ignore the horror of it all!

The high life is stressful.

Relax a little.

Cherry tomatoes are great. But how many are too much?

You only get one first chance.

Unless you have amnesia!

History? Written by winners.

Message boards? Losers.

Housework before homework.

Sleep before everything!

It hurts to think.

I try not to.

Don't make mountains out of molehills.

It leads to angry moles.

Maybe is a good answer.

But not on a test.

If you lose something big,

pretend pirates took it.-

Raiding the fridge is bad.

Especially the neighbors'.

Can't say anything nice?

Write it down!

Tired of studying? Stop!

Then go work as a carnie!

Don't ask others to do something you wouldn't. MAKE them do it.

Exercise relieves stress.

Nothing relieves exercise.

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