User:Static the Squirrel

About Me
Yo. The name's Static, krzzt. I'm cranky. And I'm a squirrel. I don't play Animal Crossing, I LIVE Animal Crossing! That's right, I live the game. After all, I am from Sea Town. I have a profile page on a website from Earth! I don't live on Earth. I live in Animal Crossing. It's not a game, its a life. I have friends, hobbies, and a family just like you humans, and I'm gonna explain it all.

First of all, I got friends. Real ones. Yup, I've got this buddy named Takoya, krzzt. He's a bit lazy, but I admire that. I'm laid back myself. He likes to go fishin'. It always creeps me out when he catches an octopus and then eats it... Then there's Pecan, my girlfriend. She's all snooty and cranky just like me, krzzt. I once went there for some lunch and she made onion-filled fruit salad. Man, it was delicious! Next, theres Bill. I can't stand that doofus, krzzt! He's one of the dumbest ducks I ever saw. His decorating style is hilarious! Imagine some nice cabana furniture with some gyroids, an oil drum, a dash of western furniture and kiddie furniture, and a washer/dryer. Stupid, just plain stupid... And yet he gets, like, 10,000 points from the HRA! Is crazy the new trend or something?! Bill isn't mean or anything, `cause that's my job. He just doesn't understand anything but pumping weights. He can't even play Rock, Paper, Scissors for sushi's sake! And then when I try to explain 10 more times, all Bill does is flex his muscles! You see, my relationship with Bill is like oil and water... But all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar... Delicious! Well, now you know I got friends, krzzt. Let's move on.

I have a hobby, A HOBBY! I don't sit around all day with smartphones and rap music like you humans, I am ACTIVE!!! Right now, I enjoy walking around, krzzt. And by walking, I mean speed walking. Not strolling. Not moseying. Sounds pretty serious, right? SPEED WALKING! Serious stuff, krzzt. I call it patrol. You never know when you might find a T-Shirt that someone, you know, lost. It doesn't end there, though, krzzt. You can add your favorite tools to your walk to spice up the experience. Or screw it up. It depends on which tool you carry, krzzt. For instance, I like to carry my net around when I'm patrollin'. You never know what bugs you might find, krzzt. But I take it a step further. If you want to go with me on a bug-catching expedition, I hope you like carrying heavy gear! I also enjoy playing furniture gambling games with the neighbors and eating sushi, krzzt.

Next, there's my family... But I ain't goin' to go in-depth on that topic, krzzt.

To wrap everything up, I'm just going to tell you that 'ANIMAL CROSSING'' IS REAL AND DOES EXIST VERY FAR AWAY FROM EARTH! IT DOES EXIST!!! '''Well, now that you know a bit about me, you can view my high-quality profile page.

(P.S.: Call 555-5798 to recieve your very own golden nail clipper! Heh Heh Heh! Suckers! )

(P.P.S.: Just because I say, "krzzt" all the time doesn't mean I'm weird. It's my catchphrase!)









My Favorite Pages

 * Animal Crossing
 * Pecan
 * Takoya

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Animal Crossing   Trivia
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Questions
1.) How many items can the Outdoor Gyroid store in Animal Crossing?

A.) 20                                B.) 8

C.) 4                                  D.) -777

2.) The maximum amount of villagers that can be in one town in Animal Crossing: Wild World is 10.

True or False?

3.) What umbrella is sold during Fall at GracieGrace in Animal Crossing: City Folk?

A.) Classic Umbrella           B.) Modern Umbrella

C.) Elegant Umbrella           D.) Petal Parasol

Answers
1.) The correct answer is C.), 4. Hopefully you didn't choose -777!

2.) False! If I were talking about Animal Crossing: City Folk, it would be true.

3.) B.), Modern Umbrella is the correct response. By the way, the Classic Umbrella is not in Animal Crossing: City Folk.