User:Static the Squirrel

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IT'S OFFICIAL: CF IS NOT THE WORST AC GAME; AMIIBO FESTIVAL IS.

Note: Yes, I AM Acgcisthebest. Isn't it obvious?!

"Aw, that really warmed my cold, crabby heart!"

- me

Coffee Preference: Beans: Kilimanjaro | Milk: The Regular Amount | Sugar: Two Spoonfuls

πr2 = Area of a Circle

About Me
So, without any further ado, let me introduce myself:

Yo. The name's Static, krzzt. I'm cranky. And I'm a squirrel. I don't play Animal Crossing, I LIVE Animal Crossing! That's right, I live the game. After all, I am from Sea Town. And yet I have an account on a website from Earth! I don't live on Earth. I live in Animal Crossing. It's not a game, its a life. Not only that, but I've played Animal Crossing, too! It's my second life! I enjoy insulting people and using sarcasm. I love the GameCube Animal Crossing a TON and hate Animal Crossing: City Folk with a passion, so you're gonna be seeing that title crossed out everywhere on my page. Also, I have friends, hobbies, and a family just like you humans, and I'm gonna explain it all.

First of all, I got friends. Real ones. Yup, I've got this buddy named Cyrano, krzzt. He's cranky like me. All of my friends are mean and grumpy, actually. Also, his house is Japanese-style for some odd reason. My other best friend is Bucko. He's one of the only humans I know! He's a nice friend, but he's a bit... Well, never mind that, krzzt. Another good friend of mine is Ricky. He's a cranky squirrel like me, krzzt. In school, the kids made fun of his clown nose. Since then, he's been the second-grouchiest person I know. The first is Groucho. Angus is another buddy of mine. Oh, yeah, don't forget Teddy! Next, there's Bill. I can't stand that doofus, krzzt! He's one of the dumbest ducks I ever saw. His decorating style is hilarious! Imagine some nice cabana furniture with some gyroids, an oil drum, a dash of western furniture and kiddie furniture, and a washer/dryer. Stupid, just plain stupid... And yet he gets, like, 10,000 points from the HRA! Is crazy the new trend or something?! I don't like Bill because he's mean or anything, `cause that's my job. He just doesn't understand anything but pumping weights. He can't even play Rock, Paper, Scissors for sushi's sake! And then when I try to explain it 10 more times, all Bill does is flex his muscles! You see, my relationship with Bill is like oil and water... But all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar... Delicious! My wiki-friends include Ebag, HOAFanguying, Lightning43, Fang³, Dragonfree97, G-Bot, and SaffronMoonbeam. Well, now you know I got friends, krzzt. Let's move on.

I have a hobby, A HOBBY! I don't sit around all day with smartphones and rap music like you humans, I am ACTIVE!!! Right now, I enjoy walking around, krzzt. And by walking, I mean speed walking. Not strolling. Not moseying. Speed walking. Sounds pretty serious, right? SPEED WALKING! Serious stuff, krzzt. I call it patrol. You never know when you might find a T-Shirt that someone, you know... lost. It doesn't end there, though, krzzt. The best part about walking is that it's fun and cheap. Heh, it doesn't get any cheaper than free, krzzt! You can also add your favorite tools to your walk to spice up the experience. Or screw it up. It depends on which tool you carry, krzzt. For instance, I like to carry my net around when I'm patrollin'. Ya' gotta hit the criminals with it... And Bill. (Heh heh heh!) Also, ya' never know what bugs you might find, krzzt. But when I catch bugs, I take it a step further. If you want to go with me on a bug-catching expedition, I hope you like carrying heavy gear! Anyway, I also enjoy playing furniture gamblin' games with the neighbors and eatin' sushi, krzzt.

Next, there's my family. You might not believe it, but my mother was Sally. She always had a hard time putting up with my grouchiness when I was a kid. I always sorta liked her homemade chicken noodle soup, krzzt. You know, as good as her soup was, I never really cared about her. Never got her a bithday present, didn't go to her funeral, disrespected her. It's my nature, krzzt. My sister, Peanut, always drove me crazy. She's so peppy all the time! I'm sure glad she moved to M. Land! My father, Filbert, died when I was only three, krzzt. He was killed when he served in the Squirrel vs. Chipmunk war. The squirrels won, obviously. My mom once told me that Filbert was very lazy, so I was suprised he actually got off his rump and served in the war. Hm. Maybe that's where all my laziness came from. Then there's Pecan, my wife. She's all snooty and cranky just like me, krzzt. That must be why we get along so well. She makes the best onion-packed fruit salad. Man, it's delicious. We went to the Sea Town Island for our honeymoon, krzzt. Pecan thought it was gorgeous. I thought it was stupid. Our daughter is Caroline. Me and Pecan hope she'll grow up to be bitter and mean like ourselves. That'll be easy to teach her. A real piece of cake, krzzt. Oh, yeah, also, Pachirisu is my cousin. You heard me right, krzzt. So, as you can see, I don't care about anyone.

There's a reason I moved to Sea Town, and I'm guessin' you humans wanna know it. Well, It's `cause this Jeff person from a village named Forest played some practical joke on me! People don't play jokes on me; I play jokes on THEM! Anyway, he even filmed it! Ugh, the nerve of some people. Then, weeks later, I found out it was a big hit on the Internet. THE INTERNET!!! I moved to Sea Town to get away from Forest. If you really wanna see the video, here it is:



Here's another thing thad I'd like to discuss, krzzt:

ANIMALS COPY OTHER ANIMALS' HOUSES!!!

Thats right! When the Happy Room Academy posts winning pics of homes on their website, some folks make themseles the same exact home to get all the fame and reap the rewards. They just change the floor and wall to make it "different," krzzt. Luckily, my house was never copied yet `cause it ain't that good-lookin'. But Pecan's fancy home was copied by some snobbish rat! The nerve of some people... Actually, Pecan is happy that someone is using and spreading her elegant style. As long as ya' don't copy my home, I guess you can take a look at it, krzzt:





Now I'm gonna tell ya' some things about me. I LOVE sleeping! My favorite food is NOT acorns; it's fried catfish with extra onions. It tastes even better when you add an iota of freshly ground pepper! I speak two languages: English and Animalese. Also, my favorite color is yellow.

Some of my favorite quotes of mine are:

"You keep this up and you're gonna be cruisin' for a bruisin'!"

- me

"What if I gave you all the grilled trout you could eat and all the green tea you could eat. Well, let's just say that I'm generous in so many ways."

- me

"Stay off my lawn!"

- me

Hey, do ya' like turnips? I do! Not for eating, but for profits! Heh, heh, heh! The red turnips fetch a higher price than those white turnips, so that's what I usually buy. Look at this picture to see how they grow:



Now to business.

As someone who lives in Animal Crossing, I know just about everything there is to know about it. I hope to someday become a Perfect Editor (1,000,000 Edits). Also, I hope to be a lifelong contributor on this wiki, krzzt. After all, this a great place to edit, possibly the best! Well, uh... I guess that's it.

To wrap everything up, I'm just goin' to tell you that 'ANIMAL CROSSING'' IS REAL AND DOES EXIST VERY FAR AWAY FROM EARTH! IT DOES EXIST!!! '''Well, now that you know a bit about me, you can view my high-quality profile page.

(P.S.: Call 555-5798 to recieve your very own golden nail clipper! Heh Heh Heh! Suckers! )

(P.P.S.: Just because I say, "krzzt" all the time doesn't mean I'm weird. It's my catchphrase!)

Cool Stuff










Marvels of the Science
Well, ever heard of it? Huh? Well, it's my favorite nature documentary. In fact, I have some episodes for you to watch. Oh, yeah, I'll also add more episodes as they come out, krzzt. But, anyway, here they are:









My Favorite Pages

 * Static
 * Pecan
 * Cyrano

My Gallery
This is my gallery of random Animal Crossing  pictures. Enjoy, krzzt!



Scroll Down To See The Trivia!!!

Animal Crossing   Trivia
Do you think you know a lot about Animal Crossing? If you do, try this!

To play, write down your answers to the questions or just remember them. After you're done, scroll down a bit to compare your answers!

Questions
1.) How many items can the Outdoor Gyroid store in Animal Crossing?

A.) 20                                B.) 8

C.) 4                                  D.) -777

2.) The maximum amount of villagers that can be in one town in Animal Crossing: Wild World is 10.

True or False?

3.) What umbrella is sold during Fall at GracieGrace in  Animal Crossing: City Folk ?

A.) Classic Umbrella           B.) Modern Umbrella

C.) Elegant Umbrella           D.) Petal Parasol

Answers
1.) The correct answer is C.), 4. Hopefully you didn't choose -777!

2.) False! If I were talking about  Animal Crossing: City Folk , it would be true.

3.) B.), Modern Umbrella is the correct response. By the way, the Classic Umbrella is not in  Animal Crossing: City Folk .

My Favorite Music
This section contains SOME of my favorite Animal Crossing music! Listen all ya want, I guess... Krzzt.







K.K. Link
Are you a fan of K.K. Slider, krzzt? If ya' are, click on the link below to hear 78 of K.K.'s songs in one giant playlist!

(It's great for music while ya' work!)

K.K. Slider

Static's Animal Crossing Survey
What is your favorite member of the Animal Crossing series? Animal Forest Animal Forest + Animal Crossing Animal Forest e+ Animal Crossing: Wild World Dòngwù Sēnlín Animal Crossing Movie Animal Crossing: City Folk Animal Crossing Clock Animal Crossing Calculator Animal Crossing: New Leaf Animal Crossing Plaza Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival

Squirrel Link
This link is for squirrel fanatics, krzzt.

SQUIRREL!!!

Signatures
You like squirrels? Huh, krzzt? Well, then, sign here:

 ~HOA  (talk) June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Lewisjudkins (talk) 15:41, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

DenisBlitzle (talk) 16:07, June 6, 2013 (UTC) Hey.

 Awesomeness115 Tom Nook  20:58, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Ebag (talk) 19:05, June 7, 2013 (UTC)

ShadowBlade99 (talk) 19:52, June 7th, 2013

Congratulations on your rollback position, by the way! Keep crossing the good ol' GameCube road, ACGC! :) --CaikCat (talk) 20:50, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Congrats on your shiny new Rollback position, Static. <3 -SaffronMoonbeam

ily acgc ♥ - Dragonfree97 [ talk ] 22:36, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, Static! ~ 21:40, July 16, 2014 (UTC)

Heartpet was here.

DTK loves yu <3

Casajeking likes Squirrels

JawshLuvsYa | Talk | LUVYA STATTY! <3 FOREVZIES!!!

Punchy (talk) Squirrels rule! ... But.. so do cats :P

☆Kotarō (talk) 18:58, August 12, 2013 (UTC) Errm, hi!

--Icecream18 05:45, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

TheOpalcutie loves good ol' Statty!

☺ Swan  flutter♫  Here's   to   the  new year!   ❄B  e  s  t  i  e  s  ☃  04:48, December 29, 2013 (UTC)Caroline lives in my Animal Crossing:City Folk town!

Squirrls are cool. :3 Minicakes (talk) 19:19, July 16, 2014 (UTC)

Emolga-girl Oh yeah 19:21, August 5, 2014 (UTC)

 ∼  MysticDarkz9  ~ ( Message Wall ) 21:31, October 10, 2014 (UTC)

My Sandbox
Ahem! Listen up, twerps! This is me PERSONAL sandbox for figuring out Wiki Text Language! Do NOT use it! It's all mine, krzzt!

Exhibit A
OK, so this is a weird table... It's kinda like a table in a table. It's code is really confusing but it can be useful in some situations.

Credits
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