Lazy/New Leaf Dialogues

Chat

 * "Hi, [player]! Have you seen the sky tonight? The stars are sooo sweet! They're like pieces of rock candy!"

Advice

 * "Say, what do you think of my outfit, [player]?
 * Flashy! "Flashy, huh? Do I stand out? Well, that's a good thing. This way, people can pick me out in a crowd!"
 * I don't even... "Aw, man. But I worked super hard putting this outfit together, [catchphrase] That's it! If you don't know what to think of this outfit, my next outfit is totally gonna blow your mind!"

Moving Out

 * "Well, I'm moving the day after tomorrow, [catchphrase]. I should really be getting everything packed up, but I keep getting derailed by stuff on TV."
 * Get packing! "Yeah! Thanks for everything! I know [town] won't be the same without me. It'll probably be like a dinner table without cheese fondue, but you can always eat more dessert."

Camping

 * "Hey! Are you from this town? I'm here camping! I pretty much just decided to camp here on a whim, but it ended up being an awesome decision! I'll be seeing you around for a little bit, [catchphrase]."
 * "You're from this town, aren't you? I'm having a great time camping here!"
 * "I'm here camping in town, so you'll be seeing me around for a bit! Fruit, fish, shellfish... What's the best thing to eat here? A huh huh huh! You gotta eat the local food when you travel, [catchphrase]."
 * "The air in this town smells delicious! If only I could bottle it and bring it back home with me!"
 * "It can be kind of a hassle building a campfire, but it's definitely worth it. Warming my feet around the fire is soooo sweet, [catchphrase]!"
 * "Everything tastes better when you're camping! The fresh air is like a megaphone for food. It really bumps up the flavors' volume!"
 * "Tents are a lot more comfortable than I thought. They're so comfy, I'm napping even more than usual."

Hit

 * "Why'd you hit me?! I thought we were friends, [player]!"
 * "What the heck, [player]? That hurt, you know! Do you get your kicks being mean to people?!"
 * "OW! Someone hit me! Wait a second... What's in your hand? Did YOU hit me, [player]? Why you do something like that? That was so mean!"