User:Resetti 4 Prez

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?

What I Told You

 * NO RESET! THIS MEANS YOU!
 * I told you that I've been with the Reset Intervention Bureau since the family took over.

About that Election...
If you live in the United States, every time that you reset, I always said "Don't vote for John McCain OR Barack Obama for president in 2008. Vote for Me." ME! That's what I told ya! And now look! Not only did I not win, but I lost. LOST! I WAS IN LAST PLACE! I was behind Ralph Nader even! And I spent all that money on advertising... You people here at the Animal Crossing Wiki owe me about, say $1.2 MILLION Bells! Just go to-

Apology
I, the sole owner of this profile, would like to apologize for my brother's Resetti's outburst just then. He's a tad upset right now. He just took care of 5 resets in a row, and is a bit tired. Anyway, here's my profile (a little sparse), and, who knows? By the time that you've finished reading this article, you might just learn something!