User:Mayor Tortimer

''Hi, sprout! Welcome to my user page. This old turtle is nearly plucking out his last hair, from all this vandalism at AC City! Being

the mayor here isn't as easy as you might think... I mean all my years here... Hm? Oh yes! I've only been here since Dec. 29 2008!

Well anyway, enjoy your stay here at AC City, and don't worry about me. Ol' Tortimer still has it, Hohoho! Well bye, sprout!''