Smug/New Leaf Dialogues

Greetings

 * "How goes it, [player]! If I may be so bold, you're looking as cool as a fair number of cucumbers."
 * "Hey, [player]. I feel like we need more dancing happening right now. Shoom! (does flourish emotion) OK, that's a little better."
 * "Hi. Seems quiet today, huh? Like, too quiet. [catchphrase]."
 * "You again, [player]? Well, that makes this a good day! A great day even! [Catchphrase]!"
 * "Hi. Nothing like a chat with [Name] to brighten your day, yeah?"
 * "Hi. I knew you couldn't stay away! I can't blame you! [Catchphrase]!"

Month/Seasonal

 * December: "Hey, [player]! Do you know how super busy it gets when December starts? Jingle the Holiday Reindeer! [catchphrase]! Around this time, I bet he's trying to figure out what kind of presents we all want! I just get so excited around this time of year! Aren't you excited too, [player]?"

Weather

 * After the rain: "When the weather is like this, let's just dance to refresh ourselves!" (flourish emotion)

Conversations

 * "Hey, [player], didn't you tell me you want to get your hands on a [clothing]?"
 * Nope. "Wow. That's honest. You didn't even blink there. Hey, that deserves a reward, and I have just the thing!" (Gives the clothing) "I'm still not really sure who's right. 'Cause I'd swear you asked for that item. But maybe it's all in my head. Either way, you were straight with me, and I totally admire that, so thanks, [catchphrase]."

Chat

 * Inside House
 * "Hey, hello, [player]! You're always welcome in the House of [Name]."
 * "...How much have I spent on this room? [Catchphrase]? Why would you ask me something like that, [player]?"
 * "Heh heh heh. What do you think of my place? I hope you like it..."
 * "How do I look? I tried to look sharp in my clothes today... Maybe I'm being too adventurous, but then again maybe I'm NOT, [catchphrase]. I'll try to tell myself that clohes ALWAYS feel strange the first time you wear them."
 * "What? You...had that hairstyle the last time I saw you... It's good you have your own style there. You should stick to it as long as you want, [catchphrase]!"

If the player refuse

 * "Oh, are you sure? Well then, I guess I'll see you later!"

Villager Rumors

 * "Guess what I saw! [Male villager] and [female villager] spending time together! They were sitting and drinking grape soda with one another... This must mean that their friendship is in good shape, [catchphrase]."