Uchi/New Leaf Dialogues

Intro

 * "Oho! [Player]! Howdy! [Catchphrase]! So...is there something you need from me?"
 * "Yo, [player]! You get around, eh? [Catchphrase]!"
 * "[Player]! I'm seeing you a lot today, [catchphrase]!"

If the player refuses

 * "Oh, really? [Catchphrase]!"

Chat

 * "If you take care of your flowers just right, sometimes you can get rare-colored flowers to bloom. It has a lot to do with where you plant 'em. Like, you can crossbreed flowers that are next to each other. When it happens, you'll be like, "Man, I'm glad I took care of those little flowers dudes!" [Catchphrase]!"
 * "When you're looking up at the sky... sometimes balloons just come flying outta nowhere, right? What I wanna know is...who the heck is sending 'em out? But I guess it's cool for a mystery to stay a mystery sometimes! [Catchphrase]!"
 * Player rumors: "Oh! Hey! ...There's a rumor going around about you. Ya heard? Everyone's saying [player] is quite the [rumor]! I kinda see what they're talking about, [catchphrase]!"

Advice

 * "Oh, right! Yeah, I wanted to run something by you. So, uh...think you could bring me a pear? Lately I'm on a crazy new pear kick! I need as many as I can get, so I'm asking everyone I know for help! Ya feel me? Get me a pear!"
 * "The other day I read this book called [Species] Storm Caller. It was sooooo cool! I wonder if I have storm-calling superpowers? Course...we don't really need bad storms in this town, [catchphrase]!"
 * No way! "What?! R...really? Ah well! I'll ask someone else then! [Catchphrase]!"

Items

 * "Hey... So this is sudden, but can you take my [photo] off my hands?"
 * This is suspicious... "Wh-
 * "Whoa, you have your [clothing] with you, don't you? Oh, man! I'm super jealous! I can't remember the last time I even saw one of those items! Hey! I'm just gonna toss out an idea here... Wanna make a trade? Your [clothing] for my [furniture]?"
 * Sure! "Are you serious?! Awesome!" (Trades items) "This is so rad, dude! Real, genuine [clothing]! Glad I got the guts to ask you! Thanks, [player]! You're a good apple! [Catchphrase]!"