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A Damsel In Distress

A long time ago

In a lovely castle

A rather distressed Princess

Caused quite a hassle

The Princess awoke quite happily

But then her face grew redder

She ran to the Queen and shouted

"I've lost my favorite sweater!" The Princess gathered servants

Cleaners and great cooks

The Princess wanted her sweater

So they all had to look

The servants tried the courtyard

The cleaners, by the ball

The cooks were hungry and lazy

They didn't look at all

The Princess grew frantic

She offered a reward

And that interested peasants,

Rich men, and lords

Then the day grew late

The castle was a mess

The sweater wasn't found

And the Princess was in distress

Everyone had left

The Princess felt much gloom

And the Queen had been awful jumpy

She needed the restroom

So after-wards she washed her hands

With water from golden faucets

Then she heard the Princess say

"Who put it in the stupid closet?!"