Resetti/Super Smash Bros. Brawl dialogues

This page has all the dialogues for Mr. Resetti in the game Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

1st Encounter
(This script is the very first speech that Resetti will say only once in the game.)

Mr. Resetti:

HEY!

NO RESETTIN'!

YOU HEAR ME?!

Huh? You sayin' you never rest nothin'?

Oh, well, uh.... Guess we ain't got a problem then.

So, lemme introduce myself. Name's Resetti. Mr. Resetti.

On behalf of the family I'd like to show youse.... I mean show YOU, um....

Uh, show you.... Aw, forget it! How's a mole supposed to remember this garbage? HUH?

Let's cut to the chase. Ever hear of Animal Crossing? Yeah? Well, that's where I'm from.

I'm the guy who stops cheaters from cheatin'. The no-resettin' policy enforcer, ya follow?

Ya break the rules, ya gotta deal with the mole in charge here.

I'm like the....how you say...conscience of Animal Crossing.

And, uh, I ain't one to toot my own horn or nothin', but I'm a big deal. I'm the most popular--

What's that? You ain't got time for this?

You wanna know what it is I'm doin' here?

You ain't heard a word I said, that it? You got potatoes in your ears, punk? HUH?

This is Super Smash something or other, ain't it?

Yeah? Then quit complainin'. I'm SUPPOSED to be here. I'm the star of the show, twerp!

Huh? What's that? I'm in the way? Ya can't see the screen?

KEEP CRYIN', PUNK!

I got a little news for ya! I don't matter if you're resettin' anything, OK?

I'm gonna be poppin' up now an' again, so you'd better be ready for your daily dose of mole!

It ain't like this is all earthworms and mudbaths for me, pal. I'm just followin' orders. We clear?

SCRAM!

(Mr. Resetti disappears.)