Guide:Conversation examples

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Cranky

Cranky and Jock #1

Cranky Villager: "Whoa! [Jock Villager], you seem pretty charged up! Why are you shouting like that? Jock Villager: HOWDY! Cranky Villager: "...Wow, you can PROJECT, man! Are you trying out for a musical or something?" Jock Villager: "HOWDY!" Cranky Villager: "H...hey, are you OK, [Jock Villager]?" Jock Villager: "HOOOWWWDY!" Cranky Villager: "[Player]... do you have a clue what [Jock Villager]'s up to?" (Player will be given three options: Exercising?, Maybe he lost a bet?, or I have no idea.) Option 3: I have no idea. Cranky Villager: "Me neither... Let's just leave him alone for the time being." (Both walk away unaffected)

Cranky and Jock #2

Cranky Villager: "Whoa! [Jock Villager], you seem pretty charged up! Why are you shouting like that?" Jock Villager: "HOWDY!" Cranky Villager: "...Wow, you can PROJECT, man! Are you trying out for a musical or something?" Jock Villager: "...Abs!" Cranky Villager: "Abs? ...Ahhh, you're doing some muscle building again? I suppose shouting like that would definitely work on those stomach muscles! What're they called..." Jock Villager: (Angry) "ABS!" Cranky Villager: "That looks painful... Well, if it'll help you build your... whatchamacallit muscle, keep it up! [Catchphrase]!"

Cranky and Normal

Normal Villager: "Oh no! [Cranky villager], it looks like you spilled something on your shirt!" Cranky Villager: "Huh? Oh, this? It's no big deal. Just some chili from earlier." Normal Villager: "Aw, that's awful! Chili stains!" Cranky Villager: "Eh, I don't really care. I just wanted to try cooking again after so long... Last time wasn't my fault, ya know!" Normal Villager: "Really? You made chili all by yourself? I was under the impression that..." Cranky Villager: "It's not canned! You just don't know how good I really am in the kitchen! Did you know I sneak a little hot pepper into my chili for that extra kick?" Normal Villager: "That sounds delicious! I like to put cheese, onions, tomatoes, and garlic in the mine." Cranky Villager: "All that?" (Angry) "That's not chili! That's stew! You can't just go changing decades of chili-making tradition!" (Both of them walk away unaffected)

Cranky and Peppy

Cranky Villager: "Hey, [Peppy Villager], I'm not one to talk, but... you should really watch what you eat!" Peppy Villager: "Huh? Are you trying to lecture me? You don't need to worry, because I DO pay attention to what I eat! Say... Why don't you give me some advice about foods that I already eat on a daily basis? Cotton candy or minestrone... Which is better for you?" Cranky Villager: "So basically what you're saying is... to you, those two things are really similar? Hey, [Player]! I'm passing this off to you! Tell her which food is better for her!" (Player will be able to choose between three options: "Cotton candy?", "Minestrone?", or "Moderation is key!") Option 3: Moderation is key! Peppy Villager: "Hmmm. You might be right. Then... after eating minestrone, I'll treat myself with some cotton candy for dessert!" Cranky Villager: "[Peppy Villager]... In more ways than one, you're unbelievable." (Cranky Villager will walk away, and will be unwilling to speak for a while.)

Cranky and Sisterly

Cranky Villager: "Why is it that when you say hello to me, you always make such a scary face? When I see you with other people, you look like you're all relaxed and smiling! What gives?!" Sisterly Villager: "Aw, man! You noticed, huh...? I'm sorry! There isn't a big reason for it. When I see someone who looks as fierce as you... it just gets me all fired up!" Cranky Villager: "Ah, I see. You've got that problem too... Reminds me of my old self... All right! Let's do some special practice! Try looking at my face and greeting me with a smile!" Sisterly Villager: "Huh?! Why do we gotta do that all of a sudden?! Doing this funny exercise... It's punishment, not practice! Gah!" Cranky Villager: "It'll be fine! Just be quiet and give it a try already! Like this! Smile and say hello... Hello!" Sisterly Villager: "...Hello!" Cranky Villager: "Hey! Is that really how you thought my face looked? I'm gonna show you again, so watch real careful-like this time! All right! Smile and say hello... Hello!" Sisterly Villager: "...Hello!" Cranky Villager: "No, no! Now you look even more intense than you did before!" (Faces the player) "Hey, [player]! Come on and show her how it's done! Show us a big, sincere smile like I did!" (Player will be able to choose between three options: "Like this? (Smile!)", "Like this? (Smirk!)", and "Like this? (Evil grin!)") Option 1: Like this? (Smile!) Player: (Does "Greetings" emotion) Cranky Villager: "Oh! Nice job! That's a great smile! (Faces Sisterly Villager) "Hey, [Sisterly Villager], got it now? That's the face you need to make!" Sisterly Villager: "[Cranky Villager], your smile... is powerful enough to shock a crying kid into submission! It's totally different from what [Player] did..." Cranky Villager: "Was that supposed to be some sort of compliment? I suppose it can't be helped... All right! I got it! [Sisterly Villager], you're just gonna have to keep practicing until you finally get it right!" Sisterly Villager: "What? Can't we just drop this silly thing already? [Catchphrase]!"

Jock Villager

Jock and Normal 1

Jock Villager: "YO! [Normal Villager], what ever happened to that [food] that you said you were gonna make?" Normal Villager: "Oh, that? Ummm, it was good, [catchphrase]." Jock Villager: "Good, huh? How about that [food]? Was it like a FLAVOR EXPLOSION?" Normal Villager: "Ummm, yeah? I think. It was pretty good, [catchphrase]." Jock Villager: "...Oh, MAN! Did you catch that amazing [sports] matchup yesterday? Wasn't that totally H-core? They were on fire, [catchphrase]!" Normal Villager: "On fire?! What?! Oh, yeah! That's a sports thing, huh? Yeah, I thought it was really...good!" Jock Villager: "NO! It wasn't "good"! It was face-warpingly AWESOME! AGHHH! You're always saying stuff is "good"! You've got a serious lack of pumpitude goin' on. Where's the INTENSITY?!" Normal Villager: "What?! I said it was good. I seriously don't get you, [Jock Villager]! [catchphrase]!" (Both walk away sad)

Jock and Normal #2

Normal Villager: "[Jock Villager], next time you come over we should talk about the sport of chess. Jock Villager: (Shocked) "Chess! Is that really a sport...?" Normal Villager: "Sure it is! But if you'd like, we could talk about tap dancing instead." Jock Villager: "Sounds great! Maybe then you'll understand why I love it so much. I can show you why I train for hours every day!" Normal Villager: "You train for hours every day? That's a lot of time I could spend reading..." Jock Villager: "Really?! Then I'd be happy to just talk about it while I gulp down a vitamin-enriched hot cider." Normal Villager: "That sounds much better to me. And we could always watch sports on TV after that."

Jock and Snooty

Jock Villager: "So, [player]. I've got nothing to do right now. Give me some ideas for killing time." (Player will be able to choose between three options: "Read a book!", "Play tag!", or "Play house!") Option 1: Read a book! Snooty Villager: "Reading, huh? Nice, [player]! I didn't realize you were such an intellectual, but that's great! I really enjoy relaxing at home with a good book, [catchphrase]." Jock Villager: "What? No way! I was thinking of something involving my biceps, not my brainceps! Come on!" Snooty Villager: "Now, now. Don't be like that. Books are wonderful! In fact, I'll tell you a widdle stowy wight now! A wong wong time ago, in a magical pwace where... Hee hee! Is hims gonna get sweepy? [Catchphrase]!" Jock Villager: "Hey! Knock it off! [Catchphrase]!" Snooty Villager: "Tee hee hee! I'm just giving you a hard time. Sorry if I overworked your 'brainceps'." Option 2: Play tag! Jock Villager: "Tag? I'm not much for zipping around like that. I've been known to play monster tag, though..." Snooty Villager: "Monster tag? What's monster tag?" Jock Villager: "Well, I'm a monster, see. And I look for beefy, tasty, muscle-bound folks. And when I catch them..." Snooty Villager: "I EAT THEM!" Jock Villager: "Aiiiiiigh! Monster! Oh, gosh... You scared the carbs out of me! [Catchphrase]!" Snooty Villager: "Tee hee hee! You're so much fun to mess with!"

Lazy

Lazy and Cranky

Lazy Villager: "Can you tell me the secret to being so mature?" Cranky Villager: "Ha! You want the secret to being a grown-up? You sure came to the right guy for lessons!" Lazy Villager: "I'm ready, [Cranky Villager]! Teach me how to be a tough guy!" Cranky Villager: "OK! First, stick out your chest! Puff yourself up a real big, and walk around like you own the place!" Lazy Villager: "Like I own the place. Got it! Then what, [catchphrase]?!" Cranky Villager: "Then you let out a big, strong belly laugh, [catchphrase]. GAHAHA! Like that!" Lazy Villager: "GAHAHA! Was that good?" Cranky Villager: "G-good... I didn't think you had it in you, kid! Way to go, [catchphrase]!" (Both walk away unaffected)

Lazy and Normal #1

Lazy Villager: "Heeeeyyy, [Normal Villager]. Is reading really all that fun?" Normal Villager: "Of course it is! My current favorite book has to be Winter's Splendor! Oh, and before that, there was How to Catch a Lucky Clover. That one was great! So many more..." Lazy Villager: "Whoa! Just hearing those titles is making my brain hurt, [catchphrase]." Normal Villager: "Really? ...Well, there are all sorts of books, [catchphrase]! What about all those specialty food books?" Lazy Villager: (Shocked) "Hold on! Food books?! Whoa... I wonder what they taste like. I wonder... [catchphrase]." Normal Villager: (Surprised) "Y-you can't EAT books! Your poor, poor coloring books... They're books ABOUT food, [catchphrase]!" Lazy Villager: "Ohhhh... Well, if I can't eat them, I'm not interested, [catchphrase]." Normal Villager: "Wow, [Lazy Villager]. You really do have a one-track mind, don't you?" (Both walk away unaffected)

Lazy and Normal #2

Lazy Villager: "Hey, [Normal Villager]. How come you never give me any of your homemade snacks?" Normal Villager: (Shocked) "Oh! Did someone tell you I was home baking last night?" Lazy Villager: "Who do you think you're talking to? I could smell it from miles away, [catchphrase]." Normal Villager: "[Lazy Villager], you're...incredible. Yes. This time I tried my hand at making peach cobbler." Lazy Villager: (Shocked) "Huh? But you can't taste the way they look... And you can't get full just by looking at 'em... [Normal Villager], you're always saying such funny things, [catchphrase]." Normal Villager: (Slouch sadly) "I can see my artistic presentation would be lost on you...like setting pearls before swine." Lazy Villager: (Shocked) "Swine? Where? Were you talking to someone else just now?" Normal Villager: (Sigh) "Excuse me. I have a sudden headache to deal with." (Both walk away unaffected)

Lazy and Peppy #1

Lazy Villager: "Hey, [Player]! I was wondering: What kind of junk food is your favorite kind of junk food?" Peppy Villager: "Hey! You two! Talking about junk food in front of me is just mean! The store sold out of my favorite chips!" Lazy Villager: "Really? Maybe if you listen to us, we'll remind you of a different snack you like, [catchphrase]. Lately, I've been eating a lot of [food 1] and [food 2]..." Peppy Villager: "Cut it out! You're not helping at all! What if they never get more?! What if I never eat them again?! It's just not fair, [catchphrase]!" Lazy Villager: "Oh geez! I made her cry! How do I STOP her crying?! Waaaaah! [Player], what do I do now? [catchphrase]!" Peppy Villager: "[Lazy Villager]! You don't get to cry! Sniffle. If my eyes stay red and puffy all day, it's totally your fault, [catchphrase]." (Both walk away sad)

Lazy and Peppy #2

Peppy Villager: "You're so fit, [Lazy Villager]! How do you stay so healthy when all I ever see you do is EAT?!" Lazy Villager: (Shrug) "I can eat whatever I want because I exercise a whole lot." Peppy Villager: "Really?! I have GOT to hear about this exercise routine of yours..." Lazy Villager: (Bashful) "It's the easiest workout in the world. I like to juggle apples! I can keep three in the air at once!" (Daydreaming) "And every time an apple passes by my mouth, I take a bite of it. Really builds up your arm muscles!" Peppy Villager: "But that's not real exercise!! Real exercise means you have to SWEAT!" (Both walk away unaffected)

Normal

Normal and Sisterly #1

Normal Villager: "Hello, [Player]! [Sisterly Villager] and I were just talking about the best methods for growing flowers. [Sisterly Villager] has a green thumb when it comes to flowers. She's amazing!" (Player will be able to choose between two options: Is that so?, or WHAT?!) Option 1: Is that so? Sisterly Villager: "Yep. I'd say my blooms are the best in town! Flowers seem to reward you for nurturing them. AHEM." Normal Villager: "I know just what you mean! If you give your flowers a lot of love, it feels like that comes back to you." Sisterly Villager: "Don't forget to water your own flowers! Or they're not gonna last long, and I'll hold you responsible." (Player will be able to choose between two more options: Yes, ma'am!, or Whatever...) Option A: Yes, ma'am! Sisterly Villager: "That's what I like to hear! [Player], you got spirit, kid." (Both walk away unaffected) Option B: Whatever... Sisterly Villager: "That usually works... Must be losing my edge." (Both walk away unaffected) Option 2: WHAT?! Sisterly Villager: "Dude, it shouldn't be so surprising! Anyway, I like flowers because they reward you for caring about them. They make you feel better even on your worst days. AHEM." Normal Villager: "I know just what you mean! If you give your flowers a lot of love, it feels like that comes back to you." Sisterly Villager: "Don't forget to water your own flowers! Or they're not gonna last long, and I'll hold you responsible."

Normal and Sisterly #2

Normal Villager: "Hi, [player]! [Sisterly Villager] was just about to tell me a tale of her heroic adventures before we knew her!" Sisterly Villager: (Shrug) "She said she wanted to hear it, yo. Don't blame me if you think it's boring." (Player will be able to choose between two more options: "I've gotta hear this!" or "OK, see ya later.") Option 1: I've gotta hear this! Normal Villager: "See? [Player] wants to hear your story too! Please, keep going! Sisterly Villager: "You two are ridiculous. Anyway, I'm going to tell you about the time I took on three super-tough people all by myself..." Normal Villager: "Really?!" (Glee) "That's amazing! Dont stop there! What did you have with you?!" Sisterly Villager: "What else but my trusty shovel!" Normal Villager: "WHAT?! H-how scary!" Sisterly Villager: "HA HA HA HA! I took them all on in a tree-planting contest, dude! It was a fierce battle to see who could plant the most saplings before time ran out. My personal best is 37 baby trees planted!" Normal Villager: "Phew... Well, I'm sure you struck fear in the hearts of your competitors. Oh! I have a heroic story too! This one time, I made enough [random food] in 2 hours to feed 50 people at a party!" Sisterly Villager: "Heh. I guess that makes you pretty amazing too." Option 2: OK, see ya later. Normal Villager: "No! Don't say that. [Player], you have to stick around to here this! OK, now keep talking." Sisterly Villager: (Shrug) "You two are ridiculous. Anyway, I'm going to tell you about the time I took on three super-tough people all by myself..." Normal Villager: "Really?!" (Glee) "That's amazing! Dont stop there! What did you have with you?!" Sisterly Villager: "What else but my trusty shovel!" Normal Villager: "WHAT?! H-how scary!" Sisterly Villager: "HA HA HA HA! I took them all on in a tree-planting contest, dude! It was a fierce battle to see who could plant the most saplings before time ran out. My personal best is 37 baby trees planted!" Normal Villager: "Phew... Well, I'm sure you struck fear in the hearts of your competitors. Oh! I have a heroic story too! This one time, I made enough [random food] in 2 hours to feed 50 people at a party!" Sisterly Villager: "Heh. I guess that makes you pretty amazing too." (Both of them walk away unaffected)

Normal and Sisterly #3

Sisterly Villager: (Slouch sadly) "Hey! Take it easy! Get a hold of yourself, [Normal Villager]! People are gonna think I'm bullying you!" Normal Villager: "Ah, ah... I-I'm sorry... It won't stop!" Sisterly Villager: (Faces the player) "[Player]! This isn't a show! Get out of here! Wait!! Let's get one thing clear... I did not make her cry, OK?!" (Player will be able to choose between three options: "Really?", "Understood", and "...") Option 1: Really? Normal Villager: "Yes! It's true! [Sisterly Villager] didn't do anything wrong! I have a terrible flower allergy... and I always end up like this in winter!" Sisterly Villager: "She said this happens every year! I bet it's a real hassle!" (Faces the player) "Course I'm fine, so I don't understand what she's going through. [Catchphrase]!" Normal Villager: (Crying) "Waahaaaaaaa! I'm sorry! [Catchphrase]!" (Both walk away unaffected) Option 2: Understood. Normal Villager: "Uh...Uwuh...I'm embarrassed to be crying over something like this..." (Sighing) "We were just talking about chopping onions, and...the tears started up!" Sisterly Villager: (Sheepishness) "See? I told ya! There aren't many people like [normal villager] who can cry so easily, you know? I wouldn't even know where to begin! [Catchphrase]!" Normal Villager: (Crying) "Waahaaaaaaa! I'm sorry! [Catchphrase]!" (Both walk away unaffected) Option 3: ... Normal Villager: (Crying) "Waaaaaah! It's not like I'm crying because I want to, [player]!" (Sigh) "I have a terrible flower allergy... and I always end up like this in winter!" Sisterly Villager: "She said this happens every year! I bet it's a real hassle!" (Faces the player) "Course I'm fine, so I don't understand what she's going through. [Catchphrase]!" Normal Villager: (Crying again) "Waahaaaaaaa! I'm sorry! [Catchphrase]!" (Both of them walk away unaffected)

Normal and Sisterly #4

Sisterly Villager: "[Normal villager]! It's amazing how you manage to get up early every day! What's your secret?" Normal Villager: "Huh? There's no secret! I'm no better at it than anyone else! But...I suppose I do make an effort to go to bed early." Sisterly Villager: "Oh, that's nothing special! What I need is a quick and easy trick for waking up early...and refreshed! Me... I just don't have the discipline to make myself go to bed early!" Normal Villager: "Hmm. I don't know... [Player], what do you think? Any ideas?" (Player will be able to choose between three options: "GO TO BED EARLY.", "Power naps!", and "Don't sleep!") Option 1: GO TO BED EARLY. Normal Villager: "Yes, exactly! There's no way around it. You can do it, [Normal villager]! If I can do it, anyone can." Sisterly Villager: "Awww! That's it? Really? I'll never make it... I don't have the self-contro for that, [catchphrase]." Normal Villager: "What?! Oh no! It's hopeless if you won't try! [Catchphrase]!" Option 3: Don't sleep! Normal Villager: "[Player]! Be serious! [Sisterly villager] might actually believe what you're saying..." Sisterly Villager: "Well, not sleeping does have a certain logic to it. If you're awake long enough, you get a second wind. That's what I need...to always have that second-wind feeling and never be sleepy!" Normal Villager: (Disbelief) "Wh-what...? [Sisterly villager], you can't... You're making a huge mistake... [Player], tell her! You can't avoid sleep and not be sleepy! [Catchphrase]!" (Both walk away unaffected)

Normal and Snooty

Normal Villager: "Have you read my letter yet?" Snooty Villager: "Yes, thank you for writing me such an informative letter." Normal Villager: "To be honest, I had to rewrite it a few times. It wasn't easy to explain in a letter, so I'm glad you understood what I was trying to say." Snooty Villager: "I did have trouble with one section... 'A new approach: Using spiced chai to attract slugs.' It was a little... outside the scope of my interests." Normal Villager:' "I'm glad you took the time to read that! It's been the subject of much of my recent research! I'd be happy to explain it in more detail, if you like." Snooty Villager: "Your enthusiasm is catching. Maybe we can discuss it later." (Both walk away unaffected)

Peppy

Peppy and Sisterly

Peppy Villager: "Hey there! I'm thinking about starting an advice column. Isn't that clever? You can be my first case! How about I give you some advice about how to, like, be more popular?" Sisterly Villager: "Uh... What do you mean, be more popular? I'm pretty popular already, aren't I?" Peppy Villager: "Oh, don't get all sensitive! I just mean I can give you tips on how to, you know, be more girly!" Sisterly Villager: "I'm not sure why I need to be more girly, but go ahead. I can't wait to hear this!" Peppy Villager: "The best way to be a girly girl is to make everyone open the door for you. Never open a door yourself! Just stand there in front of a closed door until someone opens it for you. Anything else would be... uncouth!" Sisterly Villager: "No way! Why would I let someone open the door for me when I can just do it myself? Plus, opening doors is really good for hand-eye coordination. Maybe I'm not cut out to be a girly girl!"

Peppy and Smug #1

Peppy Villager: "Just look at this mess! You spilled [drink] all over me!! I am, like, NEVER gonna forgive you!" Smug Villager: "Please don't hate me! I never meant to make you cry. I was only trying to share my drink!" Peppy Villager: "WhatEVER! I didn't want to take a sip of your stupid drink. And now my outfit is totally RUINED!" Smug Villager: "It isn't true, [catchphrase]! If you let me get a clean rag and some water, I can surely dab away the stains. I'd ask you not to be so mad at me, but the truth is, you look so lovely when your temper's up, [Peppy Villager]!" Peppy Villager: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? You can't just SPLASH water on any fabric you want! My outfit will have to be dry-cleaned and YOU'RE paying. And I totally DO look cute when I'm mad." Smug Villager: "I'm glad we're in agreement on that at least, [catchphrase]!" (Both walk away unaffected)

Peppy and Smug #2

Peppy Villager: "You're just in time, [Player]! We were talking about what I need to do to make myself marketable. You know, as an international pop star! Everyone in [town] loves me, but the WORLD has to love me!" (Player will be able to choose between three options: New clothes!, New make-up!, or You're already a star!) Option 1: New clothes! Smug Villager: "Excellent advice! A new wardrobe would really do wonders for your international appeal." Peppy Villager: "Seriously?! But I just bought a whole closet full of new clothes! You're joking, right? I thought so!" (Both walk away unaffected) Option 2: New make-up! Smug Villager: "Excellent advice! From what I can glean from the popular magazines of the day, make-up is vital. However, it would be such a shame to cover up that youthful, glowing face of yours, [catchphrase]." Peppy Villager: "Maybe I can have a secret pop-star identity. When I wear make-up, I'll be known simply as [name]! But when I go all natural, I can be Ms. [Name] [Species]. No one will guess we're the same gal!" (Both walk away unaffected)

Peppy and Smug #3

Peppy Villager: "I now bring this meeting of the Super-Popular Kids' Club to order! First topic of discussion... What can we do to make ourselves even MORE popular in [town]? Any brilliant ideas, [Smug villager]?" Smug Villager: "For being a founding member of the club, I haven't given much thought to the idea of being popular. Perhaps we should focus on our INNER selves and not worry about what others think of us..." (Player will be able to choose between three options: "Hear, hear!" and "I object!") Option 1: Hear, hear! Smug Villager: "I'm glad you agree with me! Instead of worrying about popularity, let's focus on our charitable donations." Peppy Villager: (Faces the player) "You feel that way too, [player]? Maybe it's time we DID look deep within ourselves...or not. Whatever!" Option 2: I object! Smug Villager: (Shocked) "You must be joking! Why should we bother convincing others that we're worthy of their attention? The only person whose opinion truly matters is your own!" Peppy Villager: "You're not gonna be long for this club with that attitude, [Smug villager]." (Clap hands) "I'm making you VP, [player]!"

Peppy and Sisterly #2

Peppy Villager: "Can I get your opinion on something, [Sisterly Villager]? I'm totally set to become the next big superstar... But I really need to set myself apart from the other wannabe. Do you think I need a gimmick?" Sisterly Villager: "A gimmick, huh? Maybe you should write your own songs! I hear that singer-songwriters are popular!" Peppy Villager: "That's, like, the most brilliant idea I've ever heard! Imagine me, an award-winning singer-songwriter. My fans will totally adore me! All I have to do now is finally learn how to play the zither..." Sisterly Villager: "I don't really understand your wacky pop-star lifestyle, but if my advice helped you out, consider me happy!" Peppy Villager: "You are wise beyond your years. When I make it big, I'll totally dedicate a song to you, OK?"

Sisterly

Sisterly and Jock

Sisterly Villager: "Huh? A WHAT contest?" Jock Villager: "It's the annual Sprint 'n' Shine! We compete to see who can run the fastest on a just-waxed floor! It's really slippy, and it takes every muscle... But ya get to knock out exercise and housework at all once!" Sisterly Villager: "Aha! So that's why you've been training so hard! I'm not sure I totally get this competition... but good luck!" (Faces the player) "Hey, [player]! You should give him a little pep talk too!" (Player is prompted to choose between three options: "Uh, do good?", "This is silly.", or "...") Option 1: Uh, do good? Jock Villager: "Aw... Hearing your heartfelt words of encouragement is making me blush. And getting me fired up! OK! Here we go! [Catchphrase]!" Sisterly Villager: "Attaboy! Go, [Jock Villager], go!" (Both villagers walk away unaffected)

Sisterly and Lazy #1

Sisterly Villager: "Huh? What's that? You wanna know what makes a guy popular? Is that seriously what you're thinking about?" Lazy Villager: "Yeah! I mean, popular people get other people to buy them dinner all the time! Creamed spinach, cheese fondue... all you can eat!" Sisterly Villager: "Huh?" Lazy Villager: "Huh? Why? You lookin' to get some free creamed spinach too, [Sisterly Villager]? Hmm. What to do..." Sisterly Villager: "No, that's not what I meant! I'm asking where you heard that..." Lazy Villager: "Oh, but how about this? You give me the palak paneer, and you get all the creamed spinach!" Sisterly Villager: "You're not even listening to me!!" Lazy Villager: "Come now, [Sisterly Villager]! You'll never get popular-people grub when you're angry! [Catchphrase]!" Sisterly Villager: "Gaaaah! [Catchphrase]!" (Lazy villager walks away happily, while sisterly villager walks away sadly.)

Sisterly and Lazy #2

Lazy Villager: (Faces the player) "Am I glad to see you, [player]! You gotta help me convince [Sisterly Villager] to let me be her intern!" (Faces Sisterly villager) "C'mon! I'd be the best intern ever!" Sisterly Villager: (Shocked) "What are you talkin' about? What do I need an intern for, [catchphrase]?" Lazy Villager: "Course you do! And I need training on how to be tough like you! It's a win-win situation! I'll prove to you how great of an intern I can be. Let me get you some coffee, [catchphrase]!" Sisterly Villager: (Shocked) "WHAT?! Well, OK. Could you get me a glazed donut to go with it? Get something for [player] too!" (Faces the player) "Oh, [player]! What kind of snack do you want to go with your coffee?" (Player is prompted to choose between five options: "A jelly donut", "A glazed donut", "A cheese danish", "A croissant", and "A dinner roll".) Lazy Villager: "Got it! One pizza bagel and one jelly donut coming up, [catchphrase]!" Sisterly Villager: "Hold on a sec! That's not what we asked for at all! How could you mess up such a simple order?" (Angry) "Dude! You are not so cut out to be an intern!" Lazy Villager: (Slouch sadly) "Aw, man..." (Sisterly villager walks away unaffected, while Lazy villager walks away sad.)

Sisterly and Lazy #3
Sisterly villager: "Geez, [lazy villager]. You... How come, no matter what, you always end up talking about butts?! I'm trying to be serious here!" Lazy villager: "But...butts are really important! Like when you're doing chores... Or out shopping... Or even sleeping! If you didn't have a butt, what would your legs attach to?!" Sisterly villager: "Huh..." Lazy villager: "Huh?" Sisterly villager: "...Whoa! For a second, I felt like you had said something deep! Aarrgh! You're making me dumb!" Lazy villager: "Oh, OK, [sisterly villager]... For a second there, I thought you were joining the festival!" Sisterly villager: "WHAT FESTIVAL? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! [Catchphrase]!" *both walk off unaffected*

Smug

Smug and Lazy #1

Smug Villager: "Hey, [Player]! I'm talking to [Lazy Villager] about the best way to make pasta." Lazy Villager: "Yeah, listen up, [Player]! [Smug Villager] taught me the best way to enjoy pasta, [catchphrase]. Let's see. First you boil the pasta, and then you add some cheese..." Smug Villager: "You can do it that way, but it may be best to add the cheese last." Lazy Villager: "Oh... But I like cheese, so can I add it before AND after, [catchphrase]?" Smug Villager: "Well, I guess it's all up to personal preference, but with pasta... you should just listen to the way I do it since I'm a talented chef and know these things. Too much cheese will just weigh you down, and then you'll feel all sluggish, [catchphrase]. Plus it tastes funny once you add the ketchup!" Lazy Villager: "...You add ketchup to your pasta? But this isn't a french-fry meal! This is noodly goodness! You've gotta throw in some tasty oregano and maybe even a nice spoonful of pesto, [catchphrase]. Ooh, yeah, I could go for some pesto right about now..." Smug Villager: "Heh heh heh. [Lazy Villager], adding pesto to your pasta! How crazy! What'll you do next, put mustard on your frankfurters? Hah! Man, would THAT be weird." (Both walk away unaffected)

Smug and Lazy #2

Smug Villager: "Oh, hi, [player]! I'm just talking with [Lazy Villager] here about fashion." Lazy Villager: "Listen up, [player]! I'm getting some advice on how to dress like a grown-up, and you could benefit, [catchphrase]. Let's see. First you eat well... Then you sleep well..." Smug Villager: "[Lazy Villager], that's not right... This has nothing to do with eating or sleeping. What I said was to wear a tighter clothing to look awesome!" Lazy Villager: "Hmm... I wonder, would my stomach really allow that? [Catchphrase]?" Smug Villager: "It's OK if you think you look kinda strange initially... Just hold up your chest and be confident, and that will spice up your outfit almost instantly! Just remember that the absolutely most important part is to love yourself!" Lazy Villager: "...Cool! Then I will love myself by eating my favorite ice cream and wearing baggy clothes! Heh heh. I feel like I'm growing more mature by the minute... Oh... Is it OK if the ice cream is just plain vanilla? [Catchphrase]?" Smug Villager: "Wait... Did I mention anything about ice cream, [player]? Oh well. I guess it's not a big deal..."

Smug and Cranky #1

Smug Villager: "Hey, [Player]! [Cranky Villager] and I were talking about the aesthetics of specific men." Cranky Villager: "When a scary-lookin' dude goes and does something really nice without warning... It's that gap between how he looks and how he acts that makes him awesome, [catchphrase]." Smug Villager: "I see... Thanks! I think that's pretty helpful, [Cranky Villager]. To be honest, I kind of admire the real bad boys, the ones who don't care what you think..." Cranky Villager: "What are YOU talking about?! I was talkin' about ME! I'm not a bad boy, you know!"

Smug and Cranky #2

Cranky Villager: "Hmm... I think the other pose was better than this one." Smug Villager: "What?! You think so? So maybe if we combine it with the expression from before..." Cranky Villager: "Oh, [Player]! You've come at a good time. Help us out! Right now, [Smug Villager] is trying to come up with a new pose... But we can't seem to settle on the best. We've got 3 different options, so you make the decision! Ready...? POSE... 1!" Smug Villager: "TA-DA!" (Showmanship) Cranky Villager: "OK... next up! POSE...2!" Smug Villager: "AHH!" (Flourish) Cranky Villager: "Next one is the last! POSE...3!" Smug Villager: "Hoho!" (Pride) Cranky Villager: "All right, [Player]... Which pose do you think is the best?" (Player will be able to choose between three options) Option 2: Pose 2. Cranky Villager: "Whoa! You mean it...? That's really valuable feedback! I mean it's all wrong, but it's valuable anyway. Now that I think of it, [Smug Villager]... what exactly is this pose of yours supposed to be for?" Smug Villager: "Whhhhaaaat?! You... were giving me advice without even knowing all the details?!" (Both walk away unaffected)

Smug and Jock

Smug Villager: "Help me, [Player]! [Jock Villager] keeps telling me to show off my muscles and won't stop until I agree, [catchphrase]!" Jock Villager: "Ah, [Player]! Great timing! Why don't we get into a flexing contest? Biggest deltoids wins it all! (Player will be able to choose between multiple options) Option 1: Sure! Jock Villager: "Oh! You're OK with that idea?!" Smug Villager: "[Player], maybe you're a crazy fitness nut too...?" Jock Villager: "What?! I didn't expect to have a rival here... [Player], should we... postpone this until later? Ah! I guess I gotta start training EVEN HARDER!" Smug Villager: "I don't fully understand how, but you somehow saved me there, [Player]..."

Smug and Normal #1

Normal Villager: "Thank you for sending me that nice handwritten poem the other day." Smug Villager: "My pleasure. What do you think?" Normal Villager: "The pacing and rhymes were nice. And I liked the part where you compared the earth to a dung beetle. It was very philosophical." Smug Villager: "Wasn't it? Maybe you should be my muse." Normal Villager: "But you misspelled a few words, and your punctuation was lacking. So I corrected it and sent that back to you!" Smug Villager: "I was probably tired when I wrote it. Making mistakes just isn't my style. Good thing I have you to check my work for me." (Both walk away unaffected)

Smug and Normal #2

Smug Villager: "Hey, [player]." Normal Villager: "I was talking to [Smug Villager] about the best places to spend time with friends!" Smug Villager: "Yeah, do you want to listen too, [Player]? It's good stuff!" Option 1: Sure! Normal Villager: "All right! Let's listen to this together, [Player]!" Smug Villager: "It's pretty simple, really! Go to the aquarium, and look at the different kinds of fish there!" Normal Villager: "I'm sure there are lots of cute fish there, [catchphrase]!" Smug Villager: "Next up is the area with colorful fish..." Normal Villager: "Those must be really beautiful, [catchphrase]!" Smug Villager: "And then, when you get to the area where they keep the huge water tank with sharks and stuff... you both hop in and both go swimming around!" Normal Villager: "How wonderful... Wait-whaaaat?!" Option 2: Not interested! Normal Villager: "Well then, I guess this is a good time for me to get on with my day as well, [catchphrase]." Smug Villager: "Huh? [Normal Villager], you're leaving...? That's so cold, [catchphrase]. But... I kinda like that!" (Both villagers walk away unaffected)

Smug and Normal #3

Smug Villager: "Hey, [player]! I was just talking to [Normal Villager] right now." Normal Villager: "I'm sorr- ...Achoo!" Smug Villager: "Are you OK? [Normal Villager]? If you're cold... I can lend you my jacket if you want. It'll keep you nice and warm." Normal Villager: "Ye- Uh, no, I'm OK! [Catchphrase]! If I wear it, [Smug Villager] - you'll just get cold! Still, that's really very sweet of you to offer..."

Snooty

Snooty and Cranky

Snooty Villager: "Oh, have you heard [Cranky Villager]'s news yet, [Player]? He's taken up playing lacrosse!" Cranky Villager: "I don't mean to brag, but I'm trying to broaden my interests." Snooty Villager: "Well, I say good for you, and if I may suggest something else you might be interested in... You might like to read a novel that I’m just finishing up... The Infinite Blowtorch! It’s not for everyone, but a smarty like you will gobble that book right up!" Cranky Villager: "I give it some thought, but I doubt I can keep up with you! You always stay SO classy." (Both walk away unaffected)

Snooty and Lazy

Snooty Villager: "Now, let me try to explain this again, [Lazy Villager]. It's crucial to eat balanced meals..." Lazy Villager: "I'm still not getting it! You mean, a meal you eat while balancing ON something? Wouldn't that be hard, eating palak paneer while balancing on a picnic basket." Snooty Villager: "No! That's not what a balanced meal is! You've got it all wrong." Lazy Villager: "I got it backward? OK... I'll balance a picnic basket on my head while eating palak paneer! That still sounds hard, though." Snooty Villager: "Yes, well, not as hard as trying to explain this... yet again." (Both walk away unaffected)

Snooty and Normal

Snooty Villager: "You shouldn't make your ice-cream cake in the shape of a photo album, [Normal Villager]!" Normal Villager: (Shrugs) "Why not? It seems like a fun idea for a cake." Snooty Villager: "Cakes should be round! Or square! Never shaped otherwise! And not like a photo album!" Normal Villager: "I can't believe you have such a strong opinion about cakes." Snooty Villager: "Well, I can't believe you'd make a cake in some weird shape! That makes us even!" (Both villagers walk away unaffected)

Snooty and Peppy

Peppy Villager: "I'm the picky one? Well, whatever. Anyway, [player], you're more than welcome to listen in!" (Player will be able to choose between two options: "Sure, I'm all ears!" and "Ugh, don't care.") Option 1: Sure, I'm all ears! Peppy Villager: "Now, a good friend should be... Hey, why did you even ask me? Do you want to be best friends?" Snooty Villager: "Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Just answer the question! What do you like in a friend? Come on now - we're waiting to hear, [catchphrase]!" Peppy Villager: "OK, fine. I like friends who will tell me that my carbonara is the best in the world... Yeah, even it tastes like dirty, ol' gold bracelet. Friends should always be nice like that!" Snooty Villager: "Well, I guess we'll never be the very best of friends then, will we? I never flatter my real friends." Peppy Villager: "OK, I'll never make you my famous carbonara then. So there!" Option 2: Ugh, don't care. Peppy Villager: (Shocked) "What? You don't care? But... but... I thought everyone wanted to be my best friend. Well, whatever!" Snooty Villager: (Shrug) "Well, dear, we all want to be your friend... but you can only have one best friend. Chew on that, OK?" (Both villagers walk away unaffected)

Snooty and Sisterly #1

Sisterly Villager: "That's my point... How come you're always talking down to people?" Snooty Villager: "It's not like I'm giving you orders! I'm just talking about how you can be more graceful?" Sisterly Villager: "Why does that matter?! Spirit is what's important, not being super coordinated!" Snooty Villager: "That's downright scandalous! You're acting like a stubborn old man! Hey, [Player], don't you agree?" Sisterly Villager: "Yeah, how 'bout it, [Player]?! Whose side are you on?" (Player will be able to choose between two options: Either way., or [Sisterly Villager's Name]) Option 2: [Sisterly Villager's Name] Sisterly Villager: "What?! You can't just say it like that without even thinking about it! Even I'm not that conceited!" Snooty Villager: "Exactly! We're having a serious discussion, and you're taking it way too lightly!" Sisterly Villager: ... Snooty Villager: ... Sisterly Villager: "Ya know... You say some kinda smart things sometimes." Snooty Villager: "I think that's the first time we've ever agreed on anything!" Sisterly Villager: "Hee-hee-hee..." Snooty Villager: "O ho ho ho..." (Both walk away unaffected)

Snooty and Sisterly #2

Snooty Villager: "Oh, [Player], you just wouldn't believe what [Sisterly Villager] is going on and on about now... She says she got some secret plan that's going to turn the town upside down." Sisterly Villager: "Yeah, well... it will! I'm going to paint every single orange on every single tree BLACK!" Snooty Villager: "Oh, you are not. You're just a big talker. Why would you paint them black anyway?" Sisterly Villager: "Because I feel like it! And I'm going to do it just soon... as soon... as the paint I ordered shows up!" Snooty Villager: "Oh, do you take me for a silly cow or something? I'm not falling for all this. I'll be first in line for a piece of that black fruit... if it ever actually happens, [Sisterly Villager]." (Both walk away unaffected)

Snooty and Sisterly #3

Sisterly Villager: "Look! Like this. See? Tighten up, close the distance...and swing the newspaper! Here. You try!" Snooty Villager: "Tighten up. Close the distance... And SWING! Like that?" Sisterly Villager: "You gotta have the newspaper rolled up real tight, OK? It's either that or smoosh 'em with your foot!" Snooty Villager: "Eeeeew! Just thinking about them gives me the creeps!" Sisterly Villager: (Shrugs) "Aw, c'mon! They're not so scary once you get used to 'em! I'm way more scared of you when you go all crazy at a big sale..." Snooty Villager: "Oh, stop! How can you even make that comparison!" (Faces the player) "[Player], are you OK with smooshing them?" (Player will be able to choose between two options: Pretty much., I can't do it., or "Them"?) Option 1: Pretty much. Snooty Villager: "Oh! Really? So it's just me..." Sisterly Villager: "Hey, why'd you start practicing all of a sudden anyway? Just get one of your boyfriends to do the smooshing." Snooty Villager: "I-I want to be an independent woman who can smash her own bugs, thank you very much! I really admire you for being able to do that...[catchphrase]." Option 2: I can't do it. Snooty Villager: "What?! Really?!" (Glee) "Wow, [Sisterly Villager]... I have a new respect for you, learning to smoosh cockroaches! [Catchphrase]!" Sisterly Villager: "Oh, whatever, [player]! Stop acting all wimpy! You really can smoosh a cockroach, can't you? Live here long enough, and you'll learn, [catchphrase]!" (Both of them walk away unaffected.)

Snooty and Smug

Snooty Villager: "Hmm... What do YOU think, [player]? [Smug Villager] here says he's thinking of putting on a play. And he says he wants to make me the princess. I don't know about that. I'm not the princess type." Smug Villager: "Hey, yeah! If she's the princess, you could be... uh... You could be a wizard-horse! Er, but then what should I be? Got any ideas, [player]?" (Player will be able to choose between three options: "The prince!", "My apprentice!", and "Nonspeaking part!") Option 1: The prince! Smug Villager: "What, really? You think I can pull off the whole prince thing? Next to Princess [Snooty Villager] here? I suppose I'd get one kiss from her and I'd turn into a... Well, who knows WHAT she'd turn me into!" Snooty Villager: "Ick! I don't even want to be in your stupid play! Count me out, [catchphrase]!" (Both of them walk away unaffected)

Villagers of same personality

Lazy Villagers

Lazy Villager #1: "Oh, look! It's [player]! So, [player], the two of us were just practicing our cheers. We're competing in the [Town] cheerleading semifinals. Wanna help us practice?" Lazy Villager #2: "Yeah, let's pratice a call-and-response! All you gotta do is repeat after me. Ready? OK! Go, team!" (Given the option between "Go, team!", "Toe cream!", "Crow dream!") Option 1: Go, team! (Player does emotion) Lazy Villager #2: "Yahoo!" (Given the option between "Achoo!", "Yahoo!", "Shampoo!") Option 2: Go, team! (Player does emotion again) Lazy Villager #2: "Let's eat!" (Given the option between "Let's eat!", "What a treat!", "Stinky feet!") Option 1: Let's eat! (Player does emotion again) Lazy Villager #1: (Clap hands) "Nice... You two are great at this!" Lazy Villager #2: "Yep! [Player] and I are so winning that trophy!" Lazy Villager #1: (Shocked) "What do you mean you and [Player]? What about me?" Lazy Villager #2: "Oh, right. I forgot about that. So [Player] won't be able to join us. [Catchphrase]..." (Faces the player) "Sorry about that, [Player]. There's always next time, though, so keep practicing those cheers!" (Both walk away unaffected) If the first answer is chosen incorrectly: Lazy Villager #2: "Um...you're a little bit, [player]..." Lazy Villager #1: "Not everyone is cut out for cheerleading. Don't take it personally, [player]." (Both walk away unaffected)

Sisterly Villagers

Sisterly Villager #1: "Hey, [player]. You know what a stage name is? 'Cause I thought of a great one!" Sisterly Villager #2: "Stage name? Oh, right! Like a name you give yourself to sound cooler. So? What'd you come up with?" Sisterly Villager #1: "Heh... '[Species] [Sisterly Villager 1]'! Cool, right?" Sisterly Villager #2: "Uh, I dunno... It's not exactly clever! You need something unique that no one's thought of before!" Sisterly Villager #1: "Hmmm... Well, how about 'Blue Crayon'? 'Blue Crayon [Sisterly 1]'! And you could be 'Beach Towel [Sisterly 2]'!" (Faces the player) "[Player], of course you'd be... 'Ballpoint Pen [player]'! What do you think?" (Player is prompted to choose between two options) Option 1: Totally great Sisterly Villager #2: "Thank you! Do NOT encourage her, [player]! I don't care if it's unique! I don't wanna be a beach towel! Is that what I look like?!" Sisterly Villager #1: "Really? 'Cause it seems like there'd be some sort of secret superpower built into having a name like that. Just think about it for a minute... 'Beach Towel [Sisterly 2]'!" Sisterly Villager #2: "Mmm, maybe. I mean, we're talking about a beach towel here, so... Whoa! That was too close! You almost got me on board! [Catchphrase]!"

Smug Villagers

Smug Villager #1: (Showmanship) "...Hooo!" Smug Villager #2: "[Smug Villager #1] is impossible... He's practicing a dance move to show off after he scores a goal. Umm... I forgot which sport he was talking about. [Catchphrase]?" (Player is able to choose between three options: Soccer, Basketball, or Hockey) Option 1: Was it soccer? Smug Villager #1: "That's right! I'm impressed you guessed it right on your first try, [player]! A special dance to show off when I score a hat trick in a soccer game!" Smug Villager #2: "I feel like there's something more important to do before the dance... But that's what makes [Smug Villager #1] an interesting person, [catchphrase]. He decided to continue his pursuit to be an entertainer, even into the world of sports... (Both walk off unaffected)